My name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker

[Triumph]

Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to JACK. SQUAT.

I love Chris Farley.

 

[chin311]

ahhh yes, you should pick up the SNL best of chris farley, funny stuff.

 

[geno]

Farley was awesome

 

[ElFenix]

i thought you were triumph the insult comic dog

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were triumph the insult comic dog

Well I am, but I also appreciate other comedic geniuses, such as Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, The Masturbating Bear, and Cosmo Kramer.

 

[Triumph]

Oh yeah, anyone know if the DVD has more material than the VHS? I thought the VHS left a lot of good stuff out, plus the DVD was like 23 bucks at BB. What a rip!

 

[TuffGirl]

Originally posted by: Triumph

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were triumph the insult comic dog

Well I am, but I also appreciate other comedic geniuses, such as Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, The Masturbating Bear, and Cosmo Kramer.

I think he was referring to your thread title, where you said "My name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker"... but you're supposed to be Triumph.



:light:

 

[spidey]

You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!

 

[nater]

I did that entire skit for a speech class my sophomore year in high school...good times

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: Triumph

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were triumph the insult comic dog

Well I am, but I also appreciate other comedic geniuses, such as Chris Farley, Phil Hartman, The Masturbating Bear, and Cosmo Kramer.

You have very good taste.

 

[mpitts]

There'll be plenty of time for livin in a van down by the river...

WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

 

[Triumph]

Dad, I wish you'd just shut your big YAPPER!