My mother

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Kev
what the f is with the quoting on this site???

I was just thinking the same thing. Was it always like this since the change, or is it a today thing only?

 

[yllus]

We so totally need pictures, man.

 

[Kadarin]

You do realize this could lead to promiscuous sex, bad morals, and possibly to gay children..

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
:music:zyso's mom has got it going on...:music:

Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on
Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on
Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on
Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on

Zysoclaplem, can I come over after school? (after school)
We can hang around by the pool (hang by the pool)
Did your mom get back from her business trip? (business trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, baby can't you see

Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Zysoclaplem, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Zysoclaplem's mom

Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on
Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on

Zysoclaplem, do you remember when I mowed your lawn? (mowed your lawn)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she said, "You missed a spot over there" (a spot over there)

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me

Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want, and I've waited so long
Zysoclaplem, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I'm in love with Zysoclaplem's mom

Zysoclaplem's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I want and I've waited for so long,
Zysoclaplem can't you see your just not the girl for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh oh
(I know it might be wrong)
I'm in love with (Zysoclaplem's mom oh oh)
(Zysoclaplems mom oh oh)
I'm in love with Zysoclaplem's mom

 

[RandomFool]

Pictures are required for this type of thread to judge whether this is simply weird or hot.

 

[lupi]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Kev
what the f is with the quoting on this site???</end quote></div>

I was just thinking the same thing. Was it always like this since the change, or is it a today thing only?

Been that way since the changes this last weekend.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Kev
what the f is with the quoting on this site???</end quote></div>

I was just thinking the same thing. Was it always like this since the change, or is it a today thing only?

They decided we didn't have enough bugs so they added more.

 

[SmoochyTX]

OK. You have to provide us with a pic.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: Shawn
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: krunchykrome
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Kev
what the f is with the quoting on this site???</end quote></div>

I was just thinking the same thing. Was it always like this since the change, or is it a today thing only?</end quote></div>

They decided we didn't have enough bugs so they added more.

:laugh:

 

[meltdown75]

how about a link to a pic of a similar tat?

or you could just post pics of your mom and tell us it is someone else. then you could PM me and say "it's really her!"

 

[AznAnarchy99]

this is how she had you =p

 

[NFS4]

If it's a tattoo of a bulls-eye, tell her to give me a ring

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: ObiDon
hell yeah!

You're one of those "the older the berry, the sweeter the juice" types, eh?

giggity giggity!

 

[Jeff7]

Yo Mama fight!!!!!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
She was bending over to pick up her grandchild the other night and my sister and I both saw this big tattoo on her lower back, partially covered by her jeans. It was hilarious.
My sister asked her what it was, and she tried to cover it up. So I pulled that shirt up and said "Oh my &*%&^* God! You got a tramp stamp!"
It was hilarious.

I guess you would have had to have been there.

She is 50 btw.

good for her. :thumbsup:

 

[Zee]

i guess you would cougar over kitten eh?

 

[So]

This thread is 12/10 on the creepometer.

 

[CPA]

Calling all idiot teenagers and twenty somethings, life does NOT end after age 30! Geez, my wife turns 40 in a few months and has several tattoos, bellybutton ring, lip ring, tongue ring. What do you want your mom to do, sit around watching soap operas all day and yelling at you. Sounds like she likes to have fun and do different things. I'll bet she's getting plenty and giving plenty, as well. I know, don't try to think about it.......

 

[StartingLine]

Originally posted by: CPA
Calling all idiot teenagers and twenty somethings, life does NOT end after age 30! Geez, my wife turns 40 in a few months and has several tattoos, bellybutton ring, lip ring, tongue ring. What do you want your mom to do, sit around watching soap operas all day and yelling at you. Sounds like she likes to have fun and do different things. I'll bet she's getting plenty and giving plenty, as well. I know, don't try to think about it.......

getting plenty and giving plenty in a sexual sense? arggg moms are asexual and children come from storks dammit!!

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: So
This forum is 120/10 on the creepometer.

yeah

 

[spaceman]

tramp stamp.
come to think of it...
its really fitting knowing the girls i (knew) with them.