My mother

[Zysoclaplem]

She was bending over to pick up her grandchild the other night and my sister and I both saw this big tattoo on her lower back, partially covered by her jeans. It was hilarious.
My sister asked her what it was, and she tried to cover it up. So I pulled that shirt up and said "Oh my &*%&^* God! You got a tramp stamp!"
It was hilarious.

I guess you would have had to have been there.

She is 50 btw.

 

[DnetMHZ]

This should be good...

 

[pontifex]

:camera:s?

hey, it was gonna happen sooner or later.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

No pictures sorry.

 

[SSSnail]

TTIWWOP!

Edit: And before anyone says it, I'd hit it.

 

[loup garou]

5/5 for impending thread excellence

 

[eits]

pics of potential milf?

 

[bigrash]

gilf?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Must be a mid-life crisis thing.

 

[imported_Baloo]

You lifted you Mother's shirt? I do know, but seem to me that's not right.

 

[wheresmybacon]

Yeah my mom got her belly button pierced a few years ago. In fact I think she got it on her 50th bday.

She's fit and all but...still a little weird....

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Baloo
You lifted you Mother's shirt? I do know, but seem to me that's not right.

Just a few inches in the back to see the tattoo.

 

[montypythizzle]

<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Baloo
You lifted you Mother's shirt? I do know, but seem to me that's not right.</end quote></div>

Just a few inches in the back to see the tattoo.</end quote></div>

Yeah... OK...
Zysoclaplem thinks his mom is hot!!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: Baloo
You lifted you Mother's shirt? I do know, but seem to me that's not right.</end quote></div>

Just a few inches in the back to see the tattoo.</end quote></div>

Yeah... OK...
Zysoclaplem thinks his mom is hot!!

*gags*

 

[SSSnail]

:music:zyso's mom has got it going on...:music:

 

[krunchykrome]

wow......I'll just and shutup instead of saying the obvious.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: montypythizzle
You lifted you Mother's shirt? I do know, but seem to me that's not right.</end quote></div>

Just a few inches in the back to see the tattoo.</end quote></div>

Yeah... OK...
Zysoclaplem thinks his mom is hot!!

I think this is not the first time he posted about his mom.
What was that thread where he and his mom went into adult book/movie store?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: paulney
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: montypythizzle
You lifted you Mother's shirt? I do know, but seem to me that's not right.</end quote></div>

Just a few inches in the back to see the tattoo.</end quote></div>

Yeah... OK...
Zysoclaplem thinks his mom is hot!!</end quote></div>

I think this is not the first time he posted about his mom.
What was that thread where he and his mom went into adult book/movie store?

Wrong guy.

 

[RandomFool]

I'm sorry man, we're going to have to put her down.

 

[lupi]

Someones thinking about his moms humps, humps, those lovely lady humps.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: paulney
<div class="FTQUOTE"><begin quote>Originally posted by: montypythizzle
You lifted you Mother's shirt? I do know, but seem to me that's not right.</end quote></div>

Just a few inches in the back to see the tattoo.</end quote></div>

Yeah... OK...
Zysoclaplem thinks his mom is hot!!</end quote></div>

I think this is not the first time he posted about his mom.
What was that thread where he and his mom went into adult book/movie store?</end quote></div>

Wrong guy.

Sorry! Archive is gone, and I have to rely on my memory only!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
No pictures sorry.

Aw, c'mon!
/me makes puppy dog eyes

 

[ObiDon]

hell yeah!

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: ObiDon
hell yeah!

You're one of those "the older the berry, the sweeter the juice" types, eh?

 

[Kev]

what the f is with the quoting on this site???