My mother-in-law is a nut

[Exterous]

This is the email my wife received regarding my mother-in-law's wish list:

All I want for christmas is a very strong hand power mixer preferably in pink that costs no more than 20 dollars bitch, save your f---ing money for ireland/ i do not need anything . If we get together and go christmas shopping that will be my gift, no gifts, they will be shoved up your ass.. save your money!!!!!!!!

She's an odd one she is....

 

[paulney]

Priceless.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Give her a bottle of Tullamore Dew and she'll love you forever.

 

[tRaptor]

Not at all what I was expecting. That's great! Wish my mother in law would do that!

 

[xCxStylex]

Is it me or did she call you a bitch?

All I want for christmas is a very strong hand power mixer preferably in pink that costs no more than 20 dollars bitch

 

[BassBomb]

is it me or did she call you a bitch?

ahahahaha

 

[gar3555]

I am officially confused.

 

[tRaptor]

BTW, who is this Ireland person and why does she need so much of your money?

 

[rudeguy]

anyone else find back dimples on chicks extremely sexy?

 

[rcpratt]

Interesting.

 

[tRaptor]

anyone else find back dimples on chicks extremely sexy?

Kinda out of left field......

 

[clamum]

anyone else find back dimples on chicks extremely sexy?

An ex-gf had them... :wub:

 

[Exterous]

Is it me or did she call you a bitch?

That she did

anyone else find back dimples on chicks extremely sexy?

 

[pcgeek11]

An ex-gf had them... :wub:

Yes she does!

 

[JS80]

I can't tell if OP is serious, but wouldn't that qualify as an awesome MIL?

 

[Eli]

Hmm..

This could go either way. She's either awesome, or nuts. Not enough context just from an email.

 

[Squisher]

BTW, who is this Ireland person and why does she need so much of your money?

Kathy Ireland?

 

[silverpig]

Is she single?

 

[rudeguy]

Kinda out of left field......

not for me

There is no possible intelligent input to add to the OP. Hence...back dimples.

 

[Exterous]

This could go either way. She's either awesome, or nuts.

Yes

 

[ebaycj]

Give her a bottle of Tullamore Dew and she'll love you forever.

Christ, at least go with Redbreast 15. Or Jameson 18.

Tullamore Dew is barely drinkable.

 

[child of wonder]

I will trade my mother in law for your mother in law.

 

[Printer Bandit]

i shat brix reading that.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

Americans are so classy...

 

[postmortemIA]

she could get us all out of debt..