My mom thinks I'm gay

DarkKnight

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I came home on Sunday night and I found my mom staring at me and looking annoyed. I smelled her cooking and asked what she cooked and she responded by saying, "I didn't make any food for you!" She seemed very pissed so I decide to go downstairs to avoid her. When I was just about to leave she asked me if I bought a new game. I had no clue what she was talking about, so I said no. "You sure? " she said, "nothing Male to Male?" I was very confused and disturbed by this question because my mom seemed to be accusing me of being gay. I said no again and she told me she found a box that said male to male on it. I stood there and thought for a minute and then I realized what she was talking about. I ran downstairs and showed her what she looked at: It was the box for my male-to-male s-video cord. My mom thought I was gay because I bought an s-video cord :Q

There's no real point to this post except to warn you to be careful of where you put your video cord boxes in order to avoid misunderstandings.


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So what did she say when you showed her how she was in error?
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She was like, "Don't get annoyed at me, I don't know anything about technology".

She is always suspcious of me. When I was installing my sound card, she was like "Is that something for pornography?"

I don't know why my mom doesn't trust me :(
 

Deeko

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Jun 16, 2000
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hahahaha...."i didnt make any food for you"......you should smack her for that statement.
 

0roo0roo

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Sep 21, 2002
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now u laugh at her and hold this against her next time she tries to lecture u:) mommies a homophobe hehe!


 

DocZaius

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The only way to redeem yourself now is to go out and buy a male-to-female converter... oh wait, that might cause more trouble. :confused:
 

slikmunks

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Originally posted by: DocZaius
The only way to redeem yourself now is to go out and buy a male-to-female converter... oh wait, that might cause more trouble. :confused:

just make sure the box doesn't say converter!
 

oLLie

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Close call dude, she almost found out. Good thing you had the video cable explanation ready!