My Mom likes hot monkey sex

[BoomerD]

Is this why you bastards insisted I take that metaly-tasting drink earlier in the evening?

Look...you had your choice...the donkey...or go fix Spidey's kitchen sink.

You chose the donkey.

 

[highland145]

Look...you had your choice...the donkey...or go fix Spidey's kitchen sink.

You chose the donkey.

Was that Spidey's donkey?

 

[DesiPower]

Fuck, I think I just got fired....

me too

 

[zinfamous]

Look...you had your choice...the donkey...or go fix Spidey's kitchen sink.

You chose the donkey.

well, in the scope of all decisions the average human makes in one lifetime, who wouldn't make the same decision? No telling what kind of crud spidey shoved down that sink. D:

 

[zinfamous]

Was that Spidey's donkey?

now that you mention it, the donkey was wearing an "I Fucked O'Donell T-Shirt." I thought it was just for irony...

:hmm:

 

[Fritzo]

Pics?

 

[AMDZen]

http://www.eyebleach.com/

How is this the first I've heard of this awesomeness that is this website? How?

Better nate than lever I guess

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

"Happy birthday! Ready for some hot monkey sex "

Your mom was having wild monkey sex... WITH YOUR DAD... when she got preggo with you. Why should anything change with age, son?

 

[schneiderguy]

Pics?

 

[BoomerD]

Pics?

Only because you asked...

 

[schneiderguy]

Your mom was having wild monkey sex... WITH YOUR DAD... when she got preggo with you. Why should anything change with age, son?

Because old people having hot monkey sex is gross. Especially when the old person is my mom.

 

[highland145]

Only because you asked...

:thumbsup:

 

[eLiu]

I suggest you post pics of your Mom on ATOT so we can see what all the fuss is about.

How did it take this long for atot to ask for pics?!

 

[schneiderguy]

How did it take this long for atot to ask for pics?!

Distracted by the pics at the eyebleach site I assume :awe:

 

[bigrash]

Fuck, I think I just got fired....

Think I'm gonna wait till I get home to click on that.

 

[highland145]

Distracted by the pics at the eyebleach site I assume :awe:

Amen to that.

 

[eLiu]

Distracted by the pics at the eyebleach site I assume :awe:

So... I assume the pics are coming then?

I mean, if it's bad, there's always more eyebleach.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

http://www.eyebleach.com/

LOL :thumbsup:. Thank you OP, for prompting LessThanDan to post eyebleach.com; which is a site I've never heard of, until you posted this. Hilarious post by OP, followed by epic post by LessThanDan.

Great Thread.

 

[MAKENITO]

hahahahahahahaha -

 

[BoomerD]

So... I assume the pics are coming then?

I mean, if it's bad, there's always more eyebleach.

You can never have enough eyebleach...

 

[preslove]

Pics or GTFO

 

[bfdd]

Just remember your mom had to boink your dad for you to exist so what's the big deal?

 

[GuitarDaddy]

http://www.eyebleach.com/

My new homepage:wub::wub::wub:

 

[soulcougher73]

My new homepage:wub::wub::wub:

GAHHH...must resist urge not to get fired for clicking....

 

[Raduque]

Same here...it was worth it though. :thumbsup:

Big question is how do you pause that or go back?

Oh, hello there mr unprotected images folder