My milk is going to expire tomorrow. Should I drink ALL now?

[Vette73]

My milk is going to expire tomorrow. Should I drink ALL now?

I eat cereal for breakfast. But I noticed this morning that my milk expires tomorrow. Do you think I should juts eat 3 bowls of cereal so that way my milk will not go bad while I sleep. I just don?t know what will happen tomorrow.
ANYBODY!!?!?!??


I should also tell you I had tacos last night with sour cream from the market and it was out of date by a week and today without even noticing I ate a cup of yogurt that tasted fine but was also out of date. So I think my 8 hour out of date milk might be the final straw that broke the camels back. So do you think it matters? Will I die??? Should I see a doctor? If so what kind????

 

[moshquerade]

you should try and drink it all, videotape it, and put it on youtube. :thumbsup:
hopefully you'll puke.

 

[HN]

yes, absolutely you should.

 

[Epic Fail]

don't worry, order a pizza hut pizza with the special sauce, it will cure everything.

 

[FoBoT]

i would just eat cereal only today
if you eat a couple of bowls for lunch and a couple for dinner and a couple for supper, then you'll get it used up by midnight

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: HN
yes, absolutely you should.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: yamadakun
don't worry, order a pizza hut pizza with the special sauce, it will cure everything.

Oh sh!t. I also had pizza hut for lunch. DOES THAT MATTER?????

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: yamadakun
don't worry, order a pizza hut pizza with the special sauce, it will cure everything.

Oh sh!t. I also had pizza hut for lunch. DOES THAT MATTER?????

it only matters if a mouse pops out of your air conditioner.

 

[Chryso]

It is amazing that the human race survived before we had expiration dates on food.

 

[cubby1223]

It's the "sell by" date, not the "drink by" date.

You've got another week of delicious milk-drinking time ahead of you.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Chryso
It is amazing that the human race survived before we had expiration dates on food.

some of them didn't.

 

[Agentbolt]

A+ parody thread, the finest I've seen since that guy posted asking what he should do when his toilet started becoming full of poop due to not knowing what that handle on the side was for.

 

[nonameo]

Milk is the devil. Never buy it again.

 

[Firebot]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you should try and drink it all, videotape it, and put it on youtube. :thumbsup:
hopefully you'll puke.

Need to show the expiration date before drinking it in the video, and tape it with Rocky music in the background. Then you will be...a...GOD. A god amongst Youtubers. Drinking milk on the expiration date is only done by the hardcore of video bloggers.

 

[rchoo]

Lactose intolerant? Bored? Need a thrill? DO IT!

 

[Vonkhan]

don't do it

find some baby turtles

pour it on them

see if they mutate

...

profit???

 

[Bryophyte]

You can still drink it tomorrow, or you can freeze it.

 

[bignateyk]

I drink milk past the expiration all the time. I think you'll live.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I drink milk past the expiration all the time. I think you'll live.

ewwwwwwww

 

[EKKC]

its drinkable a day or 2 after the expiry date. but i throw it away after that.

it's not a waste if you can't finish it. its worse if you end up puking milk or getting sick from expire milk. common sense is your friend

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
A+ parody thread, the finest I've seen since that guy posted asking what he should do when his toilet started becoming full of poop due to not knowing what that handle on the side was for.

Damn, how did I miss that thread?

 

[skull]

One time I poured a glass of milk at my buddys house. I took a big gulp of it only to have it be thick and taste like nasty yogurt. It was a couple weeks out of expiration. I didn't even get sick.

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: EKKC
its drinkable a day or 2 after the expiry date. but i throw it away after that.

it's not a waste if you can't finish it. its worse if you end up puking milk or getting sick from expire milk. common sense is your friend

What about day light savings. Remember it was moved a week back. So does that mean i have a extra hour to drink or 1 hour less. Damm it I need to know I have less then 12hours left. Maybe even less now that I remembered it damm savings time again.

 

[HammerCurl]

Use a smell test. If it smells ok, then your fine. If it smells rotten, put your dick in it. Seriously, dick in the sour milk.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Chryso
It is amazing that the human race survived before we had ATOT to ask about expiration dates on food.

fixed