... should I sue my state lottery commission? I mean, the card is kind of cryptic, and I may have penciled in numbers I didn't mean to. Maybe the pencil I used, as provided by the carry-out, wasn't a #2. I should probably also sue the carry-out for not providing a #2 pencil. Shoot, maybe the pencil was marked a #2, but really wasn't. I better sue the pencil manufacturer too. And that pencil was sharp. I could have put an eye out! Not only did they market a defective product, but a dangerous product!
While I'm at it, I should probably sue my county addiction agency for letting me gamble in the first place. Shoot, I'll sue my parents for exposing me to playing the lottery in the first place! It's everyone else's fault. You can't expect me to take personnel responsibility!
While I'm at it, I should probably sue my county addiction agency for letting me gamble in the first place. Shoot, I'll sue my parents for exposing me to playing the lottery in the first place! It's everyone else's fault. You can't expect me to take personnel responsibility!