My life is being threatened!!

[BW86]

Originally posted by: her209
Ask him for his address because you are scared and want to send him the money that he is asking for. Then fly there and beat his ass into the fvcking ground. Pour gasoline on him and light em up. Chop off his head, arms, and legs and send them to his parents.

i agree

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: BW86

Originally posted by: her209
Ask him for his address because you are scared and want to send him the money that he is asking for. Then fly there and beat his ass into the fvcking ground. Pour gasoline on him and light em up. Chop off his head, arms, and legs and send them to his parents.

i agree

Or just come up with the evidence for his harassment by either recording it or letting the authorities view it/listen to it, ask for the address, and let the po-po (or if you have connections, "acquaintences" of yours) take care of the rest.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Just flip out and don't think twice about it.

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: her209
Ask him for his address because you are scared and want to send him the money that he is asking for. Then fly there and beat his ass into the fvcking ground. Pour gasoline on him and light em up. Chop off his head, arms, and legs and send them to his parents.

Sounds like something Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi would do if he got scammed on Ebay :Q

 

[ToeStub]

A painless suicide is far better than an agonizing killing. Off yourself.

 

[T2T III]

Here's what I'd do:

1) Insist that he provide you with a mailing address to send the check bac.
2) Take a dump and wipe your arse with the check.
3) Put the check into the box and mail it to him.
4) Problem solved.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: jjones
Sounds serious, you better send him the money.

 

[Lyfer]

Tell him, "JUST BRING IT!". Stand your ground and be a fvcking man!

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
Here's what I'd do:

1) Insist that he provide you with a mailing address to send the check bac.
2) Take a dump and wipe your arse with the check.
3) Put the check into the box and mail it to him.
4) Problem solved.

good call..but it would suck if he got a paper cut while wiping...be careful!!!


but seriously how tough could an english guy be.....they speak funny and have bad teeth..besides we did kick their asses in the civil war......remind him of that....and always adress him as mr. bean

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
<---prays that this is some sort of parody thread and that you're really not a total fscking idiot.

2/10

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: NorthRiver

Originally posted by: anxi80
chop off his head and exclaim: 'there can only be one highlander!'

Awesome

winnar!!!

 

[quizzelsnatch]

..besides we did kick their asses in the civil war......remind him of that....

We beat the English in the Civil War? Odd, I thought it was the Revolutionary War...

 

[Blammo300]

I already asked for his home address and phone number several times but this is what I have been given.

SHIPPERS INFORMATION--------------------------------------------
NAME--------DELE FAYOYIN
ADDRESS-----30,SANDY HILL ROAD,WOOLWICH LONDON UK.
As soon as the money is sent get me the following information-------------------
1,MTCN NUMBER.
2,TEXT QUESTION-------FOR MY BROTHER.
3,TEXT ANSWER----------MY NAME(BOBBY).
4,ACTUAL AMOUNT SENT.
5,SENDERS NAME AND ADDRESS.
6,RECEIVERS NAME AND ADDRESS.REGARDS

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch

..besides we did kick their asses in the civil war......remind him of that....

We beat the English in the Civil War? Odd, I thought it was the Revolutionary War...

BooGiMaN 0wned

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: rbloedow
<---prays that this is some sort of parody thread and that you're really not a total fscking idiot.

2/10

Just link them to the original thread (the one with the printer) already

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch

..besides we did kick their asses in the civil war......remind him of that....

We beat the English in the Civil War? Odd, I thought it was the Revolutionary War...

it's an obscure simpsons reference.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: quizzelsnatch

..besides we did kick their asses in the civil war......remind him of that....

We beat the English in the Civil War? Odd, I thought it was the Revolutionary War...

it's an obscure simpsons reference.

 

[Ulfwald]

If this is for real, tell the FBI,

If this is a parody/joke...............Kiss my arse.

 

[Farvacola]

Originally posted by: anxi80
chop off his head and exclaim: 'there can only be one highlander!'

This is the one that wins. Do it!

 

[Bumrush99]

Make sure to back up those emails as well, you never know when your hard drive can crash. If in fact this thread is true, take it very seriously and notify your local authorities.

 

[BentValve]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
Buy a piece and tell him to bring it.

 

[tomstevens26]

Tell him you still have the check and he come get it, but you guys have to rochambeau for it. You go first. And make sure you're wearing acemcmac's timberlands.

 

[imported_JeReMY]

Does he know where you live?

 

[OutHouse]

send him $2,750.00 in monopoly money. Have some fun with it!!


seriously dude, what is he going to do to you?

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: SP33Demon
1/10