My last night on earth

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HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
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They haven't stopped me yet.

Right, I'm sorry dude, if this is a cry for help for someone suicidal I really tried to get through to you and help but you are being to obtuse for me to continue this conversation. Please note I tried, there are people out there that care and will listen if you have a problem. But it's 5am and I need to sleep. I can't even try to help if you wont let me. Goodnight.
 

Malak

Lifer
Dec 4, 2004
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Right, I'm sorry dude, if this is a cry for help for someone suicidal I really tried to get through to you and help but you are being to obtuse for me to continue this conversation. Please note I tried, there are people out there that care and will listen if you have a problem. But it's 5am and I need to sleep. I can't even try to help if you wont let me. Goodnight.

I would never cry for help on the internet, that's just silly. I'm here to help you. But now and then I have to jump to another plane to help others.
 

etrigan420

Golden Member
Oct 30, 2007
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I would never cry for help on the internet, that's just silly. I'm here to help you. But now and then I have to jump to another plane to help others.

As long as the planes are at a low enough altitude and travelling (doesn't "travelling" have 2 "L's"? Spellcheck says no but dictionary.com says it can so *there*) at a safe rate of speed, you should be alright.

I'd probably still wear a parachute, but it sounds like you've done this before, so I digress. ;)
 

Malak

Lifer
Dec 4, 2004
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As long as the planes are at a low enough altitude and travelling (doesn't "travelling" have 2 "L's"? Spellcheck says no but dictionary.com says it can so *there*) at a safe rate of speed, you should be alright.

I'd probably still wear a parachute, but it sounds like you've done this before, so I digress. ;)

Parachutes are for people that are afraid of failing. The anxiety has fallen away and I stride purposefully. I cannot fail.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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Okay have fun but when you get back I don't want you eating cars, not a single Cadillac nor Lincoln, not a Mercury nor Subaru.
 

HAL9000

Lifer
Oct 17, 2010
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I would never cry for help on the internet, that's just silly. I'm here to help you. But now and then I have to jump to another plane to help others.

OK then I'm retreating from the suicide assessment I made earlier and positing that you are delusional, with delusions of grandeur. The most common delusion of this type is thinking that you are Jesus Christ, and judging by some of these posts I would imagine that is what you are thinking right now. If you have stopped taking medication I recommend you take it again, or possibly seek help with a local professional.
 

AMCRambler

Diamond Member
Jan 23, 2001
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Is the plane on a treadmill? If so I wouldn't go there. ATOT has a hard time with that.
 

Dr. Zaus

Lifer
Oct 16, 2008
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I once .. No twice.. Transubstantiated... It never took, so all I can say is that I hope you never come back, but when you do I'm sure you'll feel apt shame, remorse, regret, fear, humility, love, strength and dang we'll end-up doing it all again.

I think I'm 18 months out from my next departure.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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Right, I'm sorry dude, if this is a cry for help for someone suicidal I really tried to get through to you and help but you are being to obtuse for me to continue this conversation. Please note I tried, there are people out there that care and will listen if you have a problem. But it's 5am and I need to sleep. I can't even try to help if you wont let me. Goodnight.

Malak only knows obtuse.

he is not going to kill himself. He is many manners of crazy, but suicide is not one of them.