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My kind of MATH!! (Brutuskend again!)

Brutuskend

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An executive was having trouble with figuring the discount on a bill he received, so he asked his secretary for assistance.

"If I were to give you $20,000 less 2 percent, how much would you take off?" he asked.

She thought about it for a few seconds and replied, "Everything but my earrings!"



 

Moonbeam

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The problem can't be solved because we don't know the value of the earrings.
 

Lichee

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Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The problem can't be solved because we don't know the value of the earrings.

bingo. but, if her salary was say...$30k, then i would have to say it was something like:
$30k- 2% ($600) - $20k = $9,400

is that right?
 

IcemanJer

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Originally posted by: Lichee
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The problem can't be solved because we don't know the value of the earrings.
bingo. but, if her salary was say...$30k, then i would have to say it was something like:
$30k- 2% ($600) - $20k = $9,400

is that right?
er... I think you're missing the joke....
 

Jittles

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Originally posted by: IcemanJer
Originally posted by: Lichee
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The problem can't be solved because we don't know the value of the earrings.
bingo. but, if her salary was say...$30k, then i would have to say it was something like:
$30k- 2% ($600) - $20k = $9,400

is that right?
er... I think you're missing the joke....

You know you're a nerd when...
 

UCDznutz

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Originally posted by: Lichee
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
The problem can't be solved because we don't know the value of the earrings.

bingo. but, if her salary was say...$30k, then i would have to say it was something like:
$30k- 2% ($600) - $20k = $9,400

is that right?
hahah holy crap this was as funny as the joke
 

IcemanJer

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Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Iceman, if you run I think you can still catch the turnip wagon.
it's 4:30am... I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon...



:p
 

Lichee

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Originally posted by: IcemanJer
Originally posted by: Lichee
Originally posted by: Moonbeam The problem can't be solved because we don't know the value of the earrings.
bingo. but, if her salary was say...$30k, then i would have to say it was something like: $30k- 2% ($600) - $20k = $9,400 is that right?
er... I think you're missing the joke....

doh. :)

i read earrings as earnings. no wonder the joke blew by me. ;)