dirtylimey
Senior member
So im getting ready for work this morning, my 2 yr old asks for a piece of bread so I gave him some bread to eat. I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and he comes over to me a couple of minutes later and says: '"spit it out?"
I'm like uhhh ok, spit it out in the toilet. So he came to the toilet and leaned over and opened his mouth like he was expecting whatever he had in his mouth to just drop out, but nothing did.
I look at him and he says "Spit it out?" again, then starts to gag. Im like wtf! is he choking?? But then I see he is about to puke, so I lean him over the toilet and sure enough, Apple Juicy juice and bread chunks come thundering out into the bowl.
When he's done i ask if he's okay, wipe away his tears etc. He's like: "Yeah. Spit it out?"
Then i notice... a mound of chewed up bread stuck to the roof of his mouth. I scooped it out with a finger and laughed. My kid just pwnt himself with bread. *sigh*
I'm like uhhh ok, spit it out in the toilet. So he came to the toilet and leaned over and opened his mouth like he was expecting whatever he had in his mouth to just drop out, but nothing did.
I look at him and he says "Spit it out?" again, then starts to gag. Im like wtf! is he choking?? But then I see he is about to puke, so I lean him over the toilet and sure enough, Apple Juicy juice and bread chunks come thundering out into the bowl.
When he's done i ask if he's okay, wipe away his tears etc. He's like: "Yeah. Spit it out?"
Then i notice... a mound of chewed up bread stuck to the roof of his mouth. I scooped it out with a finger and laughed. My kid just pwnt himself with bread. *sigh*
