My kid got owned..

dirtylimey

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So im getting ready for work this morning, my 2 yr old asks for a piece of bread so I gave him some bread to eat. I go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and he comes over to me a couple of minutes later and says: '"spit it out?"

I'm like uhhh ok, spit it out in the toilet. So he came to the toilet and leaned over and opened his mouth like he was expecting whatever he had in his mouth to just drop out, but nothing did.

I look at him and he says "Spit it out?" again, then starts to gag. Im like wtf! is he choking?? But then I see he is about to puke, so I lean him over the toilet and sure enough, Apple Juicy juice and bread chunks come thundering out into the bowl.

When he's done i ask if he's okay, wipe away his tears etc. He's like: "Yeah. Spit it out?"

Then i notice... a mound of chewed up bread stuck to the roof of his mouth. I scooped it out with a finger and laughed. My kid just pwnt himself with bread. *sigh*
 

Crono

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Print out this thread and save it so you can embarrass him when he's older :p
 

AkumaX

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Originally posted by: Crono
Print out this thread and save it so you can embarrass him when he's older :p

then you can say:

My kid got pwn3d...

in front of his g/f @ 16yrs w/ 14 yr old thread
 

Quasmo

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Originally posted by: Crono
Print out this thread and save it so you can embarrass him when he's older :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's an awesome idea. What he's really not telling us is that his son is 15.
 

dirtylimey

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Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: Crono
Print out this thread and save it so you can embarrass him when he's older :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's an awesome idea. What he's really not telling us is that his son is 15.

Actually there was no son involved. I got bread stuck on the roof of my mouth and didn't know what was going on :(

 

Lorax

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at first i thought your kid had a bread allergy. that would be worse.
 

jmdeathsquad

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Originally posted by: dirtylimey
Originally posted by: Quasmo
Originally posted by: Crono
Print out this thread and save it so you can embarrass him when he's older :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's an awesome idea. What he's really not telling us is that his son is 15.

Actually there was no son involved. I got bread stuck on the roof of my mouth and didn't know what was going on :(

LOL
 

BKLounger

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Originally posted by: Crono
Print out this thread and save it so you can embarrass him when he's older :p

Please do this. Put the paper in a safety deposit box and then break this little gem of a story out on his wedding day.

 

dirtylimey

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Oh he loves bread, its just the bread got stuck on the roof of his mouth to such a degree that it made him gag. The bread totally owned him :)
 

waggy

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no what you are supposed to do is take pictures of them doing something embarrassing. that way when they have the boyfriend/girlfriend over you can embarrass them.

i have a huge stack of pictures saved to show!