my joke of the day

[OutHouse]

What did the Leper say to the hooker?



















































Keep the tip.

Bwhahahahahahaha

 

[imported_LoKe]

This is the second time I've heard it, but I laughed just as hard.
:laugh:
Cheers! :beer:

 

[waggy]

that was bad.

 

[pontifex]

how do you stop a bull from charging?



take its credit card away

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

I laughed

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself
I laughed

owww. Thank you for that mental image while I eat.

 

[KLin]

How can you tell if a valentine is from a leper?


The tongue's still in the envelope.

 

[markgm]

Nice! 6 more minutes and I can go home. And then I don't have to be in the office again until Tuesday!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I smiled at first. A few seconds later...*groan*

 

[Safeway]

That is sick.

 

[FoBoT]

it would be funnier if it was a pirate instead of a leeper

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it would be funnier if it was a pirate instead of a leeper

how?

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it would be funnier if it was a pirate instead of a leeper

how?

Maybe he didn't get the joke.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it would be funnier if it was a pirate instead of a leeper

how?

What did the Pirate say to the hooker?






Keep the tip.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



see? three laughs compared to "Bwhahahahahahaha"

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it would be funnier if it was a pirate instead of a leeper

how?

What did the Pirate say to the hooker?






Keep the tip.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



see? three laughs compared to "Bwhahahahahahaha"

i don't get it....

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it would be funnier if it was a pirate instead of a leeper

how?

Maybe he didn't get the joke.

HA! caught ya! no number at the end of the post!!!

 

[ViviTheMage]

i dont understand the joke op

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
i dont understand the joke op

Look up leprosy on wikipedia.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
i dont understand the joke op

Look up leprosy on wikipedia.

LOKE is back??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

dude, welcome back!

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it would be funnier if it was a pirate instead of a leeper

how?

Maybe he didn't get the joke.

HA! caught ya! no number at the end of the post!!!

DrPizzaNoFunModerator said that I had to stop because I would get too many copy cat noobs running around numbering their asses. 317

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
i dont understand the joke op

Look up leprosy on wikipedia.

LOKE is back??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

dude, welcome back!

Danke sehr.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it would be funnier if it was a pirate instead of a leeper

how?

Maybe he didn't get the joke.

HA! caught ya! no number at the end of the post!!!

DrPizzaNoFunModerator said that I had to stop because I would get too many copy cat noobs running around numbering their asses. 317

so what was the reason for them??

 

[theprodigalrebel]

What did the waiter tell the hooker after giving her the best sex of her life?
Keep the tip, I'm off-duty.

My joke > FoBoT's joke

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: pontifex

i don't get it....

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

it is like that, pirate jokes go up to eleven, leeper jokes only go to ten

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: pontifex

i don't get it....

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

it is like that, pirate jokes go up to eleven, leeper jokes only go to ten

o........k.......