MY 'joke of the day'

apoppin

Lifer
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need relief . . . post some funnies here . . . i'll start:

Q: What goes,

Clip-clop, Clip-clop - BANG!

Clip-clop, Clip-clop - BANG!

Clip-clop, Clip-clop - BANG!




Answer: An Amish Drive-by


someone rescue me - Quick!
:eek:

:D
:D
 

ElFenix

Elite Member
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Mar 20, 2000
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Two muffins were in an oven,
One muffin turned to other muffin and said,
"Dude, we?re getting baked!"
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Two muffins were in an oven,
One muffin turned to other muffin and said,
"Dude, we?re getting baked!"

...then the 2nd muffin screamed "AAAGGHH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!"


:D

 

apoppin

Lifer
Mar 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Two muffins were in an oven,
One muffin turned to other muffin and said,
"Dude, we?re getting baked!"

...then the 2nd muffin screamed "AAAGGHH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!"


:D

what's with the muffin fixiation? . . . didn't get enough for breakfast?
[or last night?] ;)

Have ANY of you visited Video lately?
:disgust:
 

newParadigm

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Jul 30, 2003
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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Two muffins were in an oven,
One muffin turned to other muffin and said,
"Dude, we?re getting baked!"


That joke is supposed to go:

There were two muffins in an oven, and one turned to the other and said, "Damn it's hot in here". The other one just stood there for a minute and then said, "Holy ******, a talking muffin!"
 

newParadigm

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Jul 30, 2003
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Originally posted by: newParadigm
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Two muffins were in an oven,
One muffin turned to other muffin and said,
"Dude, we?re getting baked!"


That joke is supposed to go:

There were two muffins in an oven, and one turned to the other and said, "Damn it's hot in here". The other one just stood there for a minute and then said, "Holy ******, a talking muffin!"


Lol
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: newParadigm
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Two muffins were in an oven,
One muffin turned to other muffin and said,
"Dude, we?re getting baked!"


That joke is supposed to go:

There were two muffins in an oven, and one turned to the other and said, "Damn it's hot in here". The other one just stood there for a minute and then said, "Holy ******, a talking muffin!"

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Two muffins were in an oven,
One muffin turned to other muffin and said,
"Dude, we?re getting baked!"
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...then the 2nd muffin screamed "AAAGGHH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!"

I already fixed it right above your post!

 

SVT Cobra

Lifer
Mar 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: apoppin
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Two muffins were in an oven,
One muffin turned to other muffin and said,
"Dude, we?re getting baked!"

...then the 2nd muffin screamed "AAAGGHH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!"


:D

what's with the muffin fixiation? . . . didn't get enough for breakfast?
[or last night?] ;)

Have ANY of you visited Video lately?
:disgust:

yeah and forum issues...its quite halarious actually...they should make a one post per day in video for certain ppl if they wont ban them lol