My intestines hurt...

[idNut]

I woke up this morning and got up only to fall back down in bed grabbing my lower stomach. It feels like someone's squeezing them and it's extremely sharp pain. I wore really tight shorts in the waist area yesterday but I figured I would have felt it yesterday then. I don't have to take a sh!t or anything but it really is painful. Any ideas? I haven't lifted anything so I don't think it could be a hernia.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Gerbil found it way up.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
Gerbil found it way up.

Lemmiwinks will find his way out eventually.

 

[DumbGuy]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
Gerbil found it way up.

lolololol

 

[AstIsis]

Intestinal flu


And ewwwww on the gerbils 😕

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

i dunno dude, you might consider going ot a real doctor instead of seeking medical advice on the internet.

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
i dunno dude, you might consider going ot a real doctor instead of seeking medical advice on the internet.

Too hard to get an appointment and I don't know how serious it is.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
Gerbil found it way up.

Maybe he shoved a little oxygen tank and some cheese up there to make him last longer?


Ausm

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: idNut

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
i dunno dude, you might consider going ot a real doctor instead of seeking medical advice on the internet.

Too hard to get an appointment and I don't know how serious it is.

Hmmm could be an infected appendix which can kill you. Could be an obstructed intestine, which can kill you.

 

[Fritzo]

Do you have a male room mate? Did you find an empty tube of KY Jelly next to your pillow?


Heh...seriously, you might just be constipated. Try having some fiber for breakfast...maybe some Milk of Magnesia.

 

[Aceshigh]

It's probably gas.

 

[Dingleberries]

IT'S NOT A TOOMA!!!!!!!!!

 

[idNut]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
IT'S NOT A TOOMA!!!!!!!!!

Haha, dingleberries.

 

[StormRider]

It might be a case of explosive diarierra waiting to come out....

 

[Soybomb]

Poke around, does the soreness seem to be coming from any areas in particular?

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: idNut
I woke up this morning and got up only to fall back down in bed grabbing my lower stomach. It feels like someone's squeezing them and it's extremely sharp pain. I wore really tight shorts in the waist area yesterday but I figured I would have felt it yesterday then. I don't have to take a sh!t or anything but it really is painful. Any ideas? I haven't lifted anything so I don't think it could be a hernia.

probably gas... hurts like hell too

 

[StormRider]

Fart it out -- but to play it safe do it while sitting on a toilet.

 

It's gas.
Get used to it, it only gets worse as you age.

 

[Nohr]

My spleen itches.

 

[amdskip]

Could be your appendix, had mine removed when I was like 9.

 

[CaptnKirk]

Bladder infection - lots of water & cranberry juice.

Or I suppose we could do an autopsy and let you know what we found.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth

Originally posted by: idNut

Originally posted by: yamahaXS
i dunno dude, you might consider going ot a real doctor instead of seeking medical advice on the internet.

Too hard to get an appointment and I don't know how serious it is.

Hmmm could be an infected appendix which can kill you. Could be an obstructed intestine, which can kill you.

Great bedside manner, Doc 😀.

Could be gas. Take some Tums.

 

[MaxDSP]

poke a hole to let the gas out

 

[Marauder-]

Yeah - you are hardcore ATOT - Go to urgent care or whatever right now and wait for some diagnosis.

 

[StormRider]

Maybe you have blue balls? Wearing those tight undies probably got you all excited during the night but you never released the tension. You know what to do next...