My "I guarantee you've never seen this before" moment

[Demon-Xanth]

I've had that happen with wild turkeys. And they left bigger piles.

 

[exar333]

Thats nasty. Glad you found and disposed of it...

 

[Harrod]

Maybe it was a homeless guy.

I think that it would have had to have been a Prius for that to happen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmNIgKlsEA

 

[AMCRambler]

That is either one fucked up cat or you've made enemies with a VW mechanic who knows exactly where to drop a deuce on your car.

 

[goobernoodles]

Are you sure you didn't piss off someone with a sick sense of humor? Lol

 

[HeXen]

girl i once dated had a nieghbor who used to piss in her window A/C unit. not likely due to anger but likely the same reason those freaks caught on camera do stuff to peoples food in restaurants.
So could just be a a tard next door, maybe they don't like your car.