My hump. My hump.

[m1ldslide1]

Originally posted by: AMDZen

Originally posted by: Boonesmi
my wife loves that song (the original, not this version)... it drives me nuts!!!

Thats another problem with women though. Even feminists I know like the song. I once asked one of them if they even pay attention to lyrics and their like "no i just like to dance to it." This is the same chick that gets all pissy when a commerical is doing the same thing.

I've realized that a lot of women have very poor taste in music because all they care about is if they can dance to it. And sometimes, not just dance but dance like a slvt to it.

Well I think that club dancing is a 'safe' outlet for sexual expression, especially for girls. And it doesn't surprise me that music that specifically caters to that expression tends to be popular in dance clubs.

That said, my gf quotes or sings that song incessantly and it bugs all hell from me.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: rivan
For those of you unhappy with the video, I submit my sincerest apologies.

Also, Charles.

Now there is a girl's best friend!

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. And I think a fantanstic parody/finger in the face to the BEP's POS song.

The orginal song exemplifies all that is wrong with American women today; their materialism has reached an unfortunate all-time-high.

Most American women think they were born with The Golden Puzzy, and they act in concert w/this thought. "OH, you want me to KISS YOU? Buy me this diamond encrusted watch first!"

Puhleese, woman; if I had a choice b/t you and "all that and a bag of chips" I'd take the bag of chips FTW and the bus home. :roll:

They don't cook. They don't clean. They lie, cheat and essentially make you regret ever meeting them.

Oh yeah; and most of them are divorced and have a kid. Damaged goods, FTL.

Wow!! A used 1992 Hyundai Excel with 232,346 miles on it for ONLY $10K? Sign me up! :roll:

Not that you're bitter about it or anything.

You just have to start looking for stuff other than physical attractiveness.

I found both. My fiancee has it all and NO PREVIOUS KIDS too boot.

I'm American (born here) <--just so everyone knows

In my experience, the physical aspect has NOTHING TO DO with the attitude. Even the "not so blessed with delicate features" women think their turds don't stink and their love tunnel would fetch a king's ransom on EBay. It perplexes me to no end.

That's why, about 5 years ago, I was convinced (and happy) that I'd never marry. I was totally unwilling to put up with/tolerate the BS, attitude and mindset of any American woman in the age group 25-35.

Then I met Jane*. (*Not her real name. Maybe it is. You don't know. Bite me.) Changed my entire outlook on things.

I'm so glad I stumbled up this oasis in the desert. I will never go back.

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: rivan
For those of you unhappy with the video, I submit my sincerest apologies.

Also, Charles.

Now there is a girl's best friend!

:laugh: So true, so true.

 

[johnjohn320]

Reminds me of Ben Folds doing the cover of Dr. Dre's "Bitches ain't Sh!t". Solid Gold.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: RichUK

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: rivan
For those of you unhappy with the video, I submit my sincerest apologies.

Also, Charles.

Now there is a girl's best friend!

:laugh: So true, so true.

That's one of those videos that gets funnier over time.

Charles, you have a licking problem. *lick, lick*

 

[pontifex]

i hate the original and this isn't much better but the white guy in the wife beater trying to make gang signs was hilarious

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. And I think a fantanstic parody/finger in the face to the BEP's POS song.

The orginal song exemplifies all that is wrong with American women today; their materialism has reached an unfortunate all-time-high.

Most American women think they were born with The Golden Puzzy, and they act in concert w/this thought. "OH, you want me to KISS YOU? Buy me this diamond encrusted watch first!"

Puhleese, woman; if I had a choice b/t you and "all that and a bag of chips" I'd take the bag of chips FTW and the bus home. :roll:

They don't cook. They don't clean. They lie, cheat and essentially make you regret ever meeting them.

Oh yeah; and most of them are divorced and have a kid. Damaged goods, FTL.

Wow!! A used 1992 Hyundai Excel with 232,346 miles on it for ONLY $10K? Sign me up! :roll:

Not that you're bitter about it or anything.

Seems Alanis touched a nerve.

I think Alanis is on his side...

 

[theprodigalrebel]

11/10! ROFL! I :heart: Alanis! Go Canada!

 

[ThePresence]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[b0mbrman]

One more comment: Such a spoof of mainstream music is the sort of thing I might have expected Black Eyed Peas themselves to do 6 years ago...ah, how times and people change

 

[lupi]

I'd hit it.

 

[Drakkon]

never expected alanis to do a cover like this although its pretty good. Only the part where the music starts getting a little upbeat does the song come through.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Drakkon
never expected alanis to do a cover like this although its pretty good. Only the part where the music starts getting a little upbeat does the song come through.

Coming soon: Enya's cover of "My Humps."

Nice headbutt at 1:46.:laugh:

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
One more comment: Such a spoof of mainstream music is the sort of thing I might have expected Black Eyed Peas themselves to do 6 years ago...ah, how times and people change

Yeah, but Alanis can actually sing.

Also, there a decent "ironic" joke in here somewhere, but I don't have the energy to mine for it.

 

[BigSmooth]

Funny stuff, I enjoyed her destroying the pillow during the "you don't want no drama" part.

 

[ViviTheMage]

why

 

[slackerinabox]

Wow, I despise the original but this is so charming, funny and.. Kinda a pretty song too.. Perfect F. you to Fergie and that sh1t original song, probably one of the worst songs written in the past 5 years.

 

[slackerinabox]

P.S. I think Alanis is beautiful, mostly because she seems to have a sense of humor and doesn't take her self too seriously.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: MichaelD

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's awesome. And I think a fantanstic parody/finger in the face to the BEP's POS song.

The orginal song exemplifies all that is wrong with American women today; their materialism has reached an unfortunate all-time-high.

Most American women think they were born with The Golden Puzzy, and they act in concert w/this thought. "OH, you want me to KISS YOU? Buy me this diamond encrusted watch first!"

Puhleese, woman; if I had a choice b/t you and "all that and a bag of chips" I'd take the bag of chips FTW and the bus home. :roll:

They don't cook. They don't clean. They lie, cheat and essentially make you regret ever meeting them.

Oh yeah; and most of them are divorced and have a kid. Damaged goods, FTL.

Wow!! A used 1992 Hyundai Excel with 232,346 miles on it for ONLY $10K? Sign me up! :roll:

Not that you're bitter about it or anything.

You just have to start looking for stuff other than physical attractiveness.

I found both. My fiancee has it all and NO PREVIOUS KIDS too boot.

I'm American (born here) <--just so everyone knows

In my experience, the physical aspect has NOTHING TO DO with the attitude. Even the "not so blessed with delicate features" women think their turds don't stink and their love tunnel would fetch a king's ransom on EBay. It perplexes me to no end.

That's why, about 5 years ago, I was convinced (and happy) that I'd never marry. I was totally unwilling to put up with/tolerate the BS, attitude and mindset of any American woman in the age group 25-35.

Then I met Jane*. (*Not her real name. Maybe it is. You don't know. Bite me.) Changed my entire outlook on things.

I'm so glad I stumbled up this oasis in the desert. I will never go back.

Youre spot on. MySpace profiles only further his point.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
One more comment: Such a spoof of mainstream music is the sort of thing I might have expected Black Eyed Peas themselves to do 6 years ago...ah, how times and people change

Yeah, but Alanis can actually sing.

Also, there a decent "ironic" joke in here somewhere, but I don't have the energy to mine for it.

Ah, but you're wrong.

Fergie is the newest member of the group, having replaced a less-camera-friendly, black woman with a huge afro...

[Edit] Well, the afro is no longer there (or I have selective memory ), but the less-camera-friendly part is true - Text

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
One more comment: Such a spoof of mainstream music is the sort of thing I might have expected Black Eyed Peas themselves to do 6 years ago...ah, how times and people change

Yeah, but Alanis can actually sing.

Also, there a decent "ironic" joke in here somewhere, but I don't have the energy to mine for it.

Ah, but you're wrong.

Fergie is the newest member of the group, having replaced a less-camera-friendly, black woman with a huge afro...

BEP used to be so interesting and talented. I hate throwing around the term "sell out" - everyone needs to make money. But they used to write songs AGAINST sexism and materialism, instead they're making songs embracing it. Sell outs..

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
One more comment: Such a spoof of mainstream music is the sort of thing I might have expected Black Eyed Peas themselves to do 6 years ago...ah, how times and people change

Yeah, but Alanis can actually sing.

Also, there a decent "ironic" joke in here somewhere, but I don't have the energy to mine for it.

Ah, but you're wrong.

Fergie is the newest member of the group, having replaced a less-camera-friendly, black woman with a huge afro...

BEP used to be so interesting and talented. I hate throwing around the term "sell out" - everyone needs to make money. But they used to write songs AGAINST sexism and materialism, instead they're making songs embracing it. Sell outs..

:beer:

I miss them almost as much as I miss the old Nelly Furtado

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
One more comment: Such a spoof of mainstream music is the sort of thing I might have expected Black Eyed Peas themselves to do 6 years ago...ah, how times and people change

Yeah, but Alanis can actually sing.

Also, there a decent "ironic" joke in here somewhere, but I don't have the energy to mine for it.

Ah, but you're wrong.

Fergie is the newest member of the group, having replaced a less-camera-friendly, black woman with a huge afro...

BEP used to be so interesting and talented. I hate throwing around the term "sell out" - everyone needs to make money. But they used to write songs AGAINST sexism and materialism, instead they're making songs embracing it. Sell outs..

:beer:

I miss them almost as much as I miss the old Nelly Furtado

DUDE! I loved Nelly Furtado, HELLO NELLY! Is a wonderful album, but look at her now.. It's sad, very sad.. She's just a generic bimbo now.

To give credit where credit is due, Ms. Morisette never became a whore to sell records, unlike even Sheryl Crow..

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: b0mbrman

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
One more comment: Such a spoof of mainstream music is the sort of thing I might have expected Black Eyed Peas themselves to do 6 years ago...ah, how times and people change

Yeah, but Alanis can actually sing.

Also, there a decent "ironic" joke in here somewhere, but I don't have the energy to mine for it.

Ah, but you're wrong.

Fergie is the newest member of the group, having replaced a less-camera-friendly, black woman with a huge afro...

BEP used to be so interesting and talented. I hate throwing around the term "sell out" - everyone needs to make money. But they used to write songs AGAINST sexism and materialism, instead they're making songs embracing it. Sell outs..

:beer:

I miss them almost as much as I miss the old Nelly Furtado

Gwen Stefani sold out big time too. She at least made decent music with No Doubt, not that I was a fan or anything. Now she makes god awful like that yodeling song.

Even alot of the old "gangster" rappers sold out, like Snoop dog and Ice Cube. Everyone is making music that is club friendly. WTF.