My Horrible Medical Condition! Gross!

[Psycho18]

LOL!!!
Well, atleast you're ok HelloDeli.
But I got to see 1 pic.

 

[brigden]

Jesus Humphrey Christ All Mighty that was f*cking disgusting. What the f*ck are you people doing to your bodies that causes such revolting conditions?

 

[iskim86]

THIS THREAD IS PERFECT TO POST AT OTHER FORUMS.

 

[Blieb]

Originally posted by: iskim86
THIS THREAD IS PERFECT TO POST AT OTHER FORUMS.

bwahahahhaha

 

[Slacker]

I cant believe I read the HOLE thing:Q:|:frown::evil::disgust::brokenheart:

As if there isnt enough crap to worry about now I gotta watch out for mASSive festering ass cysts, or even worse god help me if my wife got one, she acts like she is dying when she gets a cold.

Life is full of surprises, good and bad, it seems like most of the good surprises are little things and all of the bad ones are mASSive festering ass cysts :|

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK

3. Removal of spider eggs in my arm

How did you get spider eggs in your arm?

 

[CrazyHelloDeli]

Well, its all but healed now cept a very small hole that I was instructed to make sure stay open. If I squeeze rapidly I can still get the sucking sound that I mentioned before, but there is no more puss or any yellow lymph oozing from it. I can go all day on one pair of underwear I have to admit, it was pretty cool to watch all that puss come out.

 

[WayneTeK]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
Eh... that is nothing..

I've survived:

1. Cyst in my @$$
2. Infection on my lip
3. Removal of spider eggs in my arm

This is all of 2003 folks...

Spider Eggs... Here eggy eggy eggy.

Damn dude, what the hell do you get into to get sh1t like that. Now how long before you noticed those spider eggs, and why didn't you have that taken care of before it looked that bad?

KK

I got it from my apartment. I go to UCSB and i live w/ 3 other dirty @$$ guys that track in weird sh1t.

@ first, i didn't notice anything other than massive swelling. It had this one bite area on my arm and i thought it was a mosquito bite, excpet it didn't itch. Weird eh? That's what i thought.

It wasn't until it got soo friggin big, i couldn't make a fist. It hurt so bad, i had to take massive amounts of pain killers just to go to bed. It really hurt. Any sudden movement, brought pain to my arm.

I don't know what kind of spider that bit me, but the doctor told me that it was indeed spider eggs. she has come across this type of case twice before; it's rare but around.

What a b1tch!

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
Eh... that is nothing..

I've survived:

1. Cyst in my @$$
2. Infection on my lip
3. Removal of spider eggs in my arm

This is all of 2003 folks...

Spider Eggs... Here eggy eggy eggy.

Damn dude, what the hell do you get into to get sh1t like that. Now how long before you noticed those spider eggs, and why didn't you have that taken care of before it looked that bad?

KK

I got it from my apartment. I go to UCSB and i live w/ 3 other dirty @$$ guys that track in weird sh1t.

@ first, i didn't notice anything other than massive swelling. It had this one bite area on my arm and i thought it was a mosquito bite, excpet it didn't itch. Weird eh? That's what i thought.

It wasn't until it got soo friggin big, i couldn't make a fist. It hurt so bad, i had to take massive amounts of pain killers just to go to bed. It really hurt. Any sudden movement, brought pain to my arm.

I don't know what kind of spider that bit me, but the doctor told me that it was indeed spider eggs. she has come across this type of case twice before; it's rare but around.

What a b1tch!

WTF?

Spiders don't lay eggs by biting dude. Your doctor is on crack.

 

[Mister T]

I had a pilonidal cyst about 3 years ago and I still remember the stench of the puss... its so hideous that it makes you gag

 

[Nitemare]

Hope you are feeling better

 

At least you didn't get that in your armpit.

 

[MattCo]

That story reminded me of the movie Dreamcatcher....


-MC

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: WayneTeK

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
Eh... that is nothing..

I've survived:

1. Cyst in my @$$
2. Infection on my lip
3. Removal of spider eggs in my arm

This is all of 2003 folks...

Spider Eggs... Here eggy eggy eggy.

Damn dude, what the hell do you get into to get sh1t like that. Now how long before you noticed those spider eggs, and why didn't you have that taken care of before it looked that bad?

KK

I got it from my apartment. I go to UCSB and i live w/ 3 other dirty @$$ guys that track in weird sh1t.

@ first, i didn't notice anything other than massive swelling. It had this one bite area on my arm and i thought it was a mosquito bite, excpet it didn't itch. Weird eh? That's what i thought.

It wasn't until it got soo friggin big, i couldn't make a fist. It hurt so bad, i had to take massive amounts of pain killers just to go to bed. It really hurt. Any sudden movement, brought pain to my arm.

I don't know what kind of spider that bit me, but the doctor told me that it was indeed spider eggs. she has come across this type of case twice before; it's rare but around.

What a b1tch!

WTF?

Spiders don't lay eggs by biting dude. Your doctor is on crack.

No joke. AFAIK, no spiders lay eggs from a bite.

Could be from flies though :Q

http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html

 

[Armitage]

YAPCV: Yet Another Pilonidal Cyst Victim

I've had 2 surgeries for it ... no fun at all. And if you do have the surgery, by no means allow them to do it with just local anethesia!! Trust me on that one.

 

[Grey]

I knew I shouldn't click on this thread and ignored it for so long. Damn you all! I was about to eat dinner ugh..

 

[PricklyPete]

I really did not want to know that this stuff happens to people....that is insanely disgusting.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Grey
I knew I shouldn't click on this thread and ignored it for so long. Damn you all! I was about to eat dinner ugh..

mac and cheese?

 

[Wozster]

I guess I'm one sick and twisted bastard because this is one of the most entertaining threads I've read in a long time.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I quit coming here for a while and come back to this!!!!

/puke

I will now thank God for my lack of a$$ hair.

 

[GrumpyMan]

I had one of those when I was younger. They had to dig it out. Left a huge crater wound in my ass after they finally dug it out. Ahh the memories, it still hurts to think about it.

 

[SagaLore]

Now that it's open, see the doctor again. That could be life threatening.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: WayneTeK

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
Eh... that is nothing..

I've survived:

1. Cyst in my @$$
2. Infection on my lip
3. Removal of spider eggs in my arm

This is all of 2003 folks...

Spider Eggs... Here eggy eggy eggy.

Damn dude, what the hell do you get into to get sh1t like that. Now how long before you noticed those spider eggs, and why didn't you have that taken care of before it looked that bad?

KK

I got it from my apartment. I go to UCSB and i live w/ 3 other dirty @$$ guys that track in weird sh1t.

@ first, i didn't notice anything other than massive swelling. It had this one bite area on my arm and i thought it was a mosquito bite, excpet it didn't itch. Weird eh? That's what i thought.

It wasn't until it got soo friggin big, i couldn't make a fist. It hurt so bad, i had to take massive amounts of pain killers just to go to bed. It really hurt. Any sudden movement, brought pain to my arm.

I don't know what kind of spider that bit me, but the doctor told me that it was indeed spider eggs. she has come across this type of case twice before; it's rare but around.

What a b1tch!

WTF?

Spiders don't lay eggs by biting dude. Your doctor is on crack.

No joke. AFAIK, no spiders lay eggs from a bite.

Could be from flies though :Q

http://in.news.yahoo.com/030624/43/25eim.html

That's what I thought too... thank God for that, I was starting to get the creeps... looked to me like a typical brown recluse bite.