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My Horrible Medical Condition! Gross!

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Oh man, sorry but I was about to burst laughing (at the others' comments, of course) 😀 especially these:

You bet your ass.
and
OMG! Did you feel any relief after it pooped..er popped?
 
Originally posted by: Ionizer86
Oh man, sorry but I was about to burst laughing (at the others' comments, of course) 😀 especially these:

You bet your ass.
and
OMG! Did you feel any relief after it pooped..er popped?
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nah, this one is the best:
Way too much information...butt hey, thanks for sharing..

Speed
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so subtle, it was great!
 
You really should go get that thing looked at. There is a high risk of infection, so you better still be on the antibiotics. If the wound is large enough the doc may need to fill it with packing. I have one myself, it has never popped although somedays I wish it would. Showed up about 5 months ago. Makes riding my motorcycle a bit uncomfortable at times.
 
It happens more often than you think. You might end up needing surgery.

<---hasn't had one herself but has helped tend to a swollen ass crack or two 😀

 
Originally posted by: Isla
It happens more often than you think. You might end up needing surgery.

<---hasn't had one herself but has helped tend to a swollen ass crack or two 😀
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Wow, Isla posting, now that gives a warm fuzzy feeling to season.

Back to you HelloDelli, your post certainly is a dietary aid because it doesn't look like I'll have a hard time not eating tonight. All I'll have to do is think of your post here.

This friend that's gonna take the pick, it'll have to be a good friend. Consinder yourself lucky. I don't think I have a friend as good as I would need to ask to take a picture of my festering ass.


 
You must be kissin someone's ass, cause if I would have done this thread I would have been banned. 😀

Thanks for burning images in my mind right before I eat. 🙂
 
I had one two years ago. Same -exact- thing. I thought it was a bruise but was like "how the fsck did I bruse my tailbone?" then it got progressively WORSE till I couldn't sit. I didn't know what was wrong. Thought maybe aliens had kidnapped me in the night and anally probed me or something haha. I will concur that its not just the worse pain you can feel but the smell is the most disgusting thing you will ever whiff.

Literally when the nurse drained mine it flooded the ER instantly. All the nurses gagged and so did the others. Its like a volumous, thick stench of rot and puss. My nurse had a SEVERE cold and could still smell it--that is how bad it is.

As for your doctor and hospital they are asshats. It didn't burst internally they just build up like this. Its caused by an ingrown hair most likely.

Anyhow, like you, I tried to see what was wrong and accidentally popped mine. But it was just a minor pocked. I was grossed by he smell and found this weird brown (from puss) and red (blood) stinky stuff on my hand and thought it was weird/where the fsck it come from.

Then I saw a doctor, prepped me for the OR, then the nurse came in to look at it one last time and found that I had already opened it a tiny hole. She squeezed it and about two fluid ounces of pus and crud came out. They said mine was the deepest they had seen.

Anyhow I got on some meds they gave me and I recovered and it healed up. No reoccurance in the past 2 years. But I want one again just to trap that smell in a jar and start my own republic which has Weapons of Mass Destruction because seriously that smell can do some damage. No one here can even understand who hasn't smelt it. You can't compare -anything- to it. Not even a stinky dump. Heck I've even smelt a rotten corpse before and this is stronger.
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Take a 1600x1200 picture of that and I will use it as my desktop for the rest of this year.
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You need serious professional help!:Q
 
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