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My hearts acting funny, should i got see a doctor?

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Ready

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makes wierd beating sounds and kinda feel like it's a ...will just wierd. should l go see a doctor or is this one of those ignore and it will eventually go away thing
 
Originally posted by: Ready
makes wierd beating sounds and kinda feel like it's a ...will just wierd. should l go see a doctor or is this one of those ignore and it will eventually go away thing
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Sure, that's what they are there for.

could just be low potassium, could be an impending heart attack/certain death.

good luck!
 
naa you can fix it yourself.

Just grab a fork and jam it into a light socket. that will shock it back into its correct beat.

 
If you think it's serious, then go. If you're not overly concerned, then I'd think it would depend on whether you have insurance that would cover some/all of it.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
naa you can fix it yourself.

Just grab a fork and jam it into a light socket. that will shock it back into its correct beat.
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I tried it, it works. Just like the man in the infomercial said! Easily worth the $19.99.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
naa you can fix it yourself.

Just grab a fork and jam it into a light socket. that will shock it back into its correct beat.
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He speaks the truth.
 
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Originally posted by: Ready
hmmm tell me more about this fork idea.
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ohh its easy.

Just grab a fork (a real one. NO plastic!) find a electric socket. shove the fork in! TA-DA! heart is now beating right!

 
Don't listen to these noobs telling you to see a doc. That's the obvious choice. I went to a doc once. I said hey doc it hurts when i do this...

he said: " Then stop doing that!"

so I did, and it worked. then I got a huge bill.

so if you heart hurts when it beats, all you got to do is stop it from beating....see? easy.
 
Originally posted by: cirthix
i think you should smoke some crack, it may help your heart
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Drinking lots off caffeine also works. And, I do mean LOTS as in 3 - 4 pots of coffee. I think the heart will race fast enough that the irregular beats won't have a chance to rear their ugly little heads. Then, hopefully, if the caffeine overload is survived, the heart should beat normal again.

Seriously, though, if the OP suspects heart issues, then like the others have stated, get to the doctor or ER asap. As a minimum, the ER will run an EKG to make sure there is no immediate danger. This is nothing to mess arround with. Plus, you don't want to start worrying about your heart - it will lead to heightened anxiety.



 
Did you get any return policy with that heart? Maybe just RMA it to manufacturer and demand a new one ASAP! Just tell manufacturer that you cannot live without one, that its allmost like... not having teh internet connection or something. There must be a forum where they discuss heart issues. Try searching google for "My hearts acting funny"...










🙂
 
Originally posted by: xSauronx
nice one ketteringo

ready: dont see a doctor, go drowned yourself; should solve everything
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Maybe you should drown yourself at the same time for butchering the English language.
 
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