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MY GREATEST INVENTION YET!!!

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xxAgentCowxx

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This morning was impossible to get out of bed. It was horrible. I had to drag my miserably-tired, underslept corpse out of bed, and drive all the way to work in a zombie-like state to get to the free coffee. "Why?" I asked myself. Then I got espresso and was thinking, why not have a caffiene IV drip? No, that would involve putting needles in yourself while hardly awake. So I thought of the next best thing!!

The Lazy-A$$ Coffee-Without-Getting-Out-Of-Bed-or-Using-Hands Thing!!

Basically, a timer-controlled coffee machine makes coffee which flows directly into a camelbak reservoir, flowing down into a tube with a bite-release valve, so all one needs to do is roll over and bite down and VOILA!! in a few minutes you'll be ready to face the day. As I have stated several times before, my genius is ungodly.
 
Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
This morning was impossible to get out of bed. It was horrible. I had to drag my miserably-tired, underslept corpse out of bed, and drive all the way to work in a zombie-like state to get to the free coffee. "Why?" I asked myself. Then I got espresso and was thinking, why not have a caffiene IV drip? No, that would involve putting needles in yourself while hardly awake. So I thought of the next best thing!!

The Lazy-A$$ Coffee-Without-Getting-Out-Of-Bed-or-Using-Hands Thing!!

Basically, a timer-controlled coffee machine makes coffee which flows directly into a camelbak reservoir, flowing down into a tube with a bite-release valve, so all one needs to do is roll over and bite down and VOILA!! in a few minutes you'll be ready to face the day. As I have stated several times before, my laziness is ungodly.
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Just here to correct one small typo in your post.

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Burning wouldn't be a problem at all. the coffee that comes out of a drip coffee maker isn't all that hot. It only gets hot after it has sat on the warming plate for 1/2 an hour. Before that it's hot, but not burning hot.
 
Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
How does it add the cream? Needs a little refiining, methinks.
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Put the cream in your mouth before the coffee comes down, then gurgle and enjoy!
 
Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
How does it add the cream? Needs a little refiining, methinks.
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Put the cream in your mouth before the coffee comes down, then gurgle and enjoy!
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You need a container connected to the coffee drip to add a stream of creamer along with the coffee.
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
Originally posted by: bootymac
Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
How does it add the cream? Needs a little refiining, methinks.
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Put the cream in your mouth before the coffee comes down, then gurgle and enjoy!
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You need a container connected to the coffee drip to add a stream of creamer along with the coffee.
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maybe something similar to what 2 stroke engines use for oil injection.
 
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