MY GREATEST INVENTION YET!!!

[xxAgentCowxx]

This morning was impossible to get out of bed. It was horrible. I had to drag my miserably-tired, underslept corpse out of bed, and drive all the way to work in a zombie-like state to get to the free coffee. "Why?" I asked myself. Then I got espresso and was thinking, why not have a caffiene IV drip? No, that would involve putting needles in yourself while hardly awake. So I thought of the next best thing!!

The Lazy-A$$ Coffee-Without-Getting-Out-Of-Bed-or-Using-Hands Thing!!

Basically, a timer-controlled coffee machine makes coffee which flows directly into a camelbak reservoir, flowing down into a tube with a bite-release valve, so all one needs to do is roll over and bite down and VOILA!! in a few minutes you'll be ready to face the day. As I have stated several times before, my genius is ungodly.

 

[Schadenfroh]

i just applied for a patent, i will sue you now

 

[Buzzman151]

A+!!

:beer:

 

[bmacd]

imagine the lawsuits when somebody burns themselves! You're a genius!

-=bmacd=-

 

[Zim Hosein]

:Q

You might actually be lazier than me!

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
:Q

You might actually be lazier than me!

I'll make one that dispenses beer for you Zim :beer:

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
:Q

You might actually be lazier than me!

I don't think anyone could be lazier than you!


Cheers Zim!


: ) Amanda

 

[Zim Hosein]

Cheers bootymac & Amanda! :beer:

 

[arcenite]

a mute button for women?

 

[DurocShark]

That is awesome!

Especially the "Mmm. Bed" part.

:beer:

 

[jfall]

I wouldn't want anyone laying next to me roll over a bite down a tube like object

 

[zimu]

very nice indeed. the burning thing is aproblem though!

 

[BladeWalker]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
:Q

You might actually be lazier than me!

I'm sure there are people lazier than you. These people don't bother to post.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
This morning was impossible to get out of bed. It was horrible. I had to drag my miserably-tired, underslept corpse out of bed, and drive all the way to work in a zombie-like state to get to the free coffee. "Why?" I asked myself. Then I got espresso and was thinking, why not have a caffiene IV drip? No, that would involve putting needles in yourself while hardly awake. So I thought of the next best thing!!

The Lazy-A$$ Coffee-Without-Getting-Out-Of-Bed-or-Using-Hands Thing!!

Basically, a timer-controlled coffee machine makes coffee which flows directly into a camelbak reservoir, flowing down into a tube with a bite-release valve, so all one needs to do is roll over and bite down and VOILA!! in a few minutes you'll be ready to face the day. As I have stated several times before, my laziness is ungodly.

Just here to correct one small typo in your post.

 

[Kenazo]

Burning wouldn't be a problem at all. the coffee that comes out of a drip coffee maker isn't all that hot. It only gets hot after it has sat on the warming plate for 1/2 an hour. Before that it's hot, but not burning hot.

 

[BladeWalker]

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
a mute button for women?

Not exactly. But if you happen to roll over the wrong way and bite down and suck on..ugh..a protrusion..I assure you'll be awaken promptly.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

How does it add the cream? Needs a little refiining, methinks.

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
How does it add the cream? Needs a little refiining, methinks.

Put the cream in your mouth before the coffee comes down, then gurgle and enjoy!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
How does it add the cream? Needs a little refiining, methinks.

Put the cream in your mouth before the coffee comes down, then gurgle and enjoy!

You need a container connected to the coffee drip to add a stream of creamer along with the coffee.

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: bootymac

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
How does it add the cream? Needs a little refiining, methinks.

Put the cream in your mouth before the coffee comes down, then gurgle and enjoy!

You need a container connected to the coffee drip to add a stream of creamer along with the coffee.

maybe something similar to what 2 stroke engines use for oil injection.

 

[TheChort]

If necessity is the mother of invention, then laziness is the mother of necessity.