My Grandson learned a new word today.

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
meh. unfortunate, but most kids in israel know far worse words by that age.

Kill all Muslims?

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Homerboy


Edit: keep in mind he would through in adjectives like "small" and "big" when appropriate.

"Daddy have small cock"

 

[Homerboy]

"Daddy have small cock"

Luckily, to the best of my knowledge, he never uttered that phrase.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

My 3 year old inadvertantly drops the f-bomb.
When she says "fire truck" she removes the "tr" and replaces it with an "f"

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
My son, when he was 1-2yrs old had an issue with pronouncing L's. Not to mention he had some unhealthy infatuation with clocks... everywhere we'd go and he'd see one... grocery sotre, basketball games, schools, whatever.... he'd just start yelling and pointing saying "Cock! Cock!"

One day I forgot to wear my watch, which he also referred to as a "clock". Needless to say, at a packed gradeschool basketball game he starts pointing at me yelling "Daddy no cock!" Everyone around us was laughing their asses off.

Edit: keep in mind he would through in adjectives like "small" and "big" when appropriate.

hahaha

 

[Fiat1]

And to think he kisses his mother with that mouth.




Da** kids today...

 

[mugs]

At least you're not proud of him, some parents think it's hilarious when their kids start swearing. And most kids learn it from their parents.

 

[Garet Jax]

When my daughter was 2-3 she had real trouble saying frog and it always came out like the f-bomb.

It took my wife and I a few weeks to figure out she was talking about a frog and not repeating something she heard from ..... her mom.

 

[kalrith]

When my wife was little, they were stopped by a train, and when the caboose went by, she said, "That's the biggest caboose." Her parents didn't understand her and asked what she said. Her grandfather proceeded to say, "She said 'that's the big a$$ caboose.'"