My Grandson learned a new word today.

[compuwiz1]

Azzzzz-Hooool


Guess what movie he picked it up from. He's only 20 months old. Damn! :shocked:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Not his fault his parent or guardian exposed him to "Meet the Fockers"...

 

[dug777]

I suggest you wash his mouth out with draino

Or soap, if you like him...

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Not his fault his parent or guardian exposed him to "Meet the Fockers"...

agreed

 

[Eeezee]

You may not be proud of him, but I sure am.

America needs to drop the stigma related to naughty words. No one will bother using them then. It's ironic

 

[keeleysam]

Recording or shens

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: keeleysam
Recording or shens

Love to, but do you think anyone was prepared for that utterance? No, we did not try and make him say it again. (although, secretly, I was rolling on the rug, LMAO!)

 

[NFS4]

MY GF's 2-year old cousin is saying some wordy dirds, and his dad is takingfull advantage of it Instead of saying "Truck," he says "Fvck" and instead of saying "Stick" he says "Dick." So at the party for my GF's college graduation back in May, her uncle kept baiting his son. He pointed to a big stick that was laying on the ground and asked his son "What is this?" Drew replied "Big Dick." Then he gathered all the males around and asked him again, this time holding the stick in his hand. "What does daddy have?" "Big, Dick! Big Dick!"

The laughter could not be contained

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: NFS4
MY GF's 2-year old cousin is saying some wordy dirds, and his dad is takingfull advantage of it Instead of saying "Truck," he says "Fvck" and instead of saying "Stick" he says "Dick." So at the party for my GF's college graduation back in May, her uncle kept baiting his son. He pointed to a big stick that was laying on the ground and asked his son "What is this?" Drew replied "Big Dick." Then he gathered all the males around and asked him again, this time holding the stick in his hand. "What does daddy have?" "Big, Dick! Big Dick!"

The laughter could not be contained

Sh!t, that's too funny. Is it right though? I guess they're gonna learn those words anyway. I guess they need to be taught when it's appropriate, and when it's not. Some day when I get fired by an asshole boss, I'll teach him when it's appropriate.

 

[SearchMaster]

When my oldest son was not quite two, a group of do-gooders from a church we had visited once (and made the mistake of giving our information to) dropped by uninvited and unannounced. I was quite perturbed as we were getting him ready for bed, etc., but my wife let them in to talk with them. Suddenly my boy blurts out, "Dammit! Crap!" (yeah, I have a potty mouth). One of them smiled and said, "what is he saying?" I answered, "He's saying Democrat, ma'am."

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster
When my oldest son was not quite two, a group of do-gooders from a church we had visited once (and made the mistake of giving our information to) dropped by uninvited and unannounced. I was quite perturbed as we were getting him ready for bed, etc., but my wife let them in to talk with them. Suddenly my boy blurts out, "Dammit! Crap!" (yeah, I have a potty mouth). One of them smiled and said, "what is he saying?" I answered, "He's saying Democrat, ma'am."

Yep, ya gotta teach em how to act, when the Mormons come around.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: NFS4
MY GF's 2-year old cousin is saying some wordy dirds, and his dad is takingfull advantage of it Instead of saying "Truck," he says "Fvck" and instead of saying "Stick" he says "Dick." So at the party for my GF's college graduation back in May, her uncle kept baiting his son. He pointed to a big stick that was laying on the ground and asked his son "What is this?" Drew replied "Big Dick." Then he gathered all the males around and asked him again, this time holding the stick in his hand. "What does daddy have?" "Big, Dick! Big Dick!"

The laughter could not be contained

Sh!t, that's too funny. Is it right though? I guess they're gonna learn those words anyway. I guess they need to be taught when it's appropriate, and when it's not. Some day when I get fired by an asshole boss, I'll teach him when it's appropriate.

Heh, his wife get SO embarrassed. She's always yelling at him to stop getting him into the habit of saying those words...in that way

This same kid was feeling up on a 50 year old lady's legs at the same party Dad's response: "That's my boy, going after the older women" And even after that, he was seen holding hands with a 3-year old girl (no relation) that was also at the party.

Kid is gonna be a PLAYA

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: NFS4
MY GF's 2-year old cousin is saying some wordy dirds, and his dad is takingfull advantage of it Instead of saying "Truck," he says "Fvck" and instead of saying "Stick" he says "Dick." So at the party for my GF's college graduation back in May, her uncle kept baiting his son. He pointed to a big stick that was laying on the ground and asked his son "What is this?" Drew replied "Big Dick." Then he gathered all the males around and asked him again, this time holding the stick in his hand. "What does daddy have?" "Big, Dick! Big Dick!"

The laughter could not be contained

Sh!t, that's too funny. Is it right though? I guess they're gonna learn those words anyway. I guess they need to be taught when it's appropriate, and when it's not. Some day when I get fired by an asshole boss, I'll teach him when it's appropriate.

Heh, his wife get SO embarrassed. She's always yelling at him to stop getting him into the habit of saying those words...in that way

This same kid was feeling up on a 50 year old lady's legs at the same party Dad's response: "That's my boy, going after the older women" And even after that, he was seen holding hands with a 3-year old girl (no relation) that was also at the party.

Kid is gonna be a PLAYA

Jesus christ. I'm glad my parents taught me discipline and manners. Out of control kids make me rage.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: NFS4
MY GF's 2-year old cousin is saying some wordy dirds, and his dad is takingfull advantage of it Instead of saying "Truck," he says "Fvck" and instead of saying "Stick" he says "Dick." So at the party for my GF's college graduation back in May, her uncle kept baiting his son. He pointed to a big stick that was laying on the ground and asked his son "What is this?" Drew replied "Big Dick." Then he gathered all the males around and asked him again, this time holding the stick in his hand. "What does daddy have?" "Big, Dick! Big Dick!"

The laughter could not be contained

Sh!t, that's too funny. Is it right though? I guess they're gonna learn those words anyway. I guess they need to be taught when it's appropriate, and when it's not. Some day when I get fired by an asshole boss, I'll teach him when it's appropriate.

Heh, his wife get SO embarrassed. She's always yelling at him to stop getting him into the habit of saying those words...in that way

This same kid was feeling up on a 50 year old lady's legs at the same party Dad's response: "That's my boy, going after the older women" And even after that, he was seen holding hands with a 3-year old girl (no relation) that was also at the party.

Kid is gonna be a PLAYA

Jesus christ. I'm glad my parents taught me discipline and manners. Out of control kids make me rage.

Please dude, spare us. How disciplined were you at 20mos? The kids have no intent. It's the parents that think its funny. The kids, at that age, know not what they do, or say.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: NFS4
MY GF's 2-year old cousin is saying some wordy dirds, and his dad is takingfull advantage of it Instead of saying "Truck," he says "Fvck" and instead of saying "Stick" he says "Dick." So at the party for my GF's college graduation back in May, her uncle kept baiting his son. He pointed to a big stick that was laying on the ground and asked his son "What is this?" Drew replied "Big Dick." Then he gathered all the males around and asked him again, this time holding the stick in his hand. "What does daddy have?" "Big, Dick! Big Dick!"

The laughter could not be contained

Sh!t, that's too funny. Is it right though? I guess they're gonna learn those words anyway. I guess they need to be taught when it's appropriate, and when it's not. Some day when I get fired by an asshole boss, I'll teach him when it's appropriate.

Heh, his wife get SO embarrassed. She's always yelling at him to stop getting him into the habit of saying those words...in that way

This same kid was feeling up on a 50 year old lady's legs at the same party Dad's response: "That's my boy, going after the older women" And even after that, he was seen holding hands with a 3-year old girl (no relation) that was also at the party.

Kid is gonna be a PLAYA

Jesus christ. I'm glad my parents taught me discipline and manners. Out of control kids make me rage.

I bet you were the most PRECIOUS two year old, right? You didn't cause ANY trouble?

They don't call them "Terrible Twos" for nothin'

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: keeleysam
Recording or shens

Love to, but do you think anyone was prepared for that utterance? No, we did not try and make him say it again. (although, secretly, I was rolling on the rug, LMAO!)

my daughter heard her mother and i fighting once, mother dropped an f-bomb. 3 days later, shes walking around the living room, gives me an "im not sure how this is going to work out" look and slowly says "fvck-in"

i said "what was that?"

"fvck-in?"

i cracked up, then told her not to say it again because i dont want to be hassled about it.

 

[compuwiz1]

LOL! Man, when you think about it, if most of us could stop thinking about work, and really pay attention to the kids, they are terribly entertaining.

 

[mattocs]

Swearing is a crock of sh!t. I mean really, it doesnt hurt anyone. It is just a word used to make a point.

 

[ohtwell]

Hopefully your grandson will not have parents like my brother and sister-in-law. When my nephew started repeating the words that they spewed every few seconds in front of him, they smacked him in the mouth.


: ) Amanda

 

[ForumMaster]

meh. unfortunate, but most kids in israel know far worse words by that age.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: mattocs
Swearing is a crock of sh!t. I mean really, it doesnt hurt anyone. It is just a word used to make a point.

Same with clothes. The sooner we all shed them during the warm months the better.....it's just a hangover from our caveman days when human beings first developed the concept of common courtesy and propriety.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: mattocs
Swearing is a crock of sh!t. I mean really, it doesnt hurt anyone. It is just a word used to make a point.

Same with clothes. The sooner we all shed them during the warm months the better.....it's just a hangover from our caveman days when human beings first developed the concept of common courtesy and propriety.

only if you're not ugly






or fat

 

[marvdmartian]

Heh....had a friend drop her 2 year old daughter off at "grandma's" house for the weekend one time. By the time she got home (15 minutes), her phone's ringing off the hook. She ran inside, picked it up, and got blasted by a VERY irate grandma, who was wondering what she was teaching her 2 year old grand-daughter?? When my friend was finally able to get a word in edgewise, her mom told her she wasn't gone 5 minutes when her 2 year old daughter walked up to grandma, and said in no uncertain terms, "My mommy says FVCK!!!" :laugh:

Another friend's son, when around that same age, was talking one day about his fish..... only it came out BISH.....dang, I thought he'd learned a new word that folks without a sense of humor wouldn't appreciate!!

 

[Homerboy]

My son, when he was 1-2yrs old had an issue with pronouncing L's. Not to mention he had some unhealthy infatuation with clocks... everywhere we'd go and he'd see one... grocery sotre, basketball games, schools, whatever.... he'd just start yelling and pointing saying "Cock! Cock!"

One day I forgot to wear my watch, which he also referred to as a "clock". Needless to say, at a packed gradeschool basketball game he starts pointing at me yelling "Daddy no cock!" Everyone around us was laughing their asses off.

Edit: keep in mind he would through in adjectives like "small" and "big" when appropriate.

 

[Lazy8s]

Originally posted by: Homerboy
My son, when he was 1-2yrs old had an issue with pronouncing L's. Not to mention he had some unhealthy infatuation with clocks... everywhere we'd go and he'd see one... grocery sotre, basketball games, schools, whatever.... he'd just start yelling and pointing saying "Cock! Cock!"

One day I forgot to wear my watch, which he also referred to as a "clock". Needless to say, at a packed gradeschool basketball game he starts pointing at me yelling "Daddy no cock!" Everyone around us was laughing their asses off.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I actually laughed out so loud people came to see what I was laughing at.

I'm going to teach my son "I don't give a flying fvck." as soon as possible so when his teachers call me to tell me what he said I can respond "I don't give a flying fvck." like my parents did. Teachers hated calling my house. My parents attitude was if I broke the rules suspend me. If you couldn't suspend me obviously I didn't break the rules so wtf were you calling home for?