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My golden box is in Chicago

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AMCRambler

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Would any ATOT'ers in Chicago like to help me out? My golden box valued at $5 million is stuck at the airport and I gotta pay some fees to get it back.

"Chicago International Airport.
Address: 10000 West O'Hara, Chicago, IL, 60666 USA
Email: c_airrport@superposta.com

ATTENTION: Final Notice of Your Package

In view of your inability to receive your package reg #: BG8100AF originally scheduled to be delivered to you by the agency Foreign payment service New york. This package in a golden metal box valued 5,316,000USD (Five Million, Three Hundred and Sixteen thousand United states dollars) arrived at Chicago international airport via British airways flight no.BA592 from London UK sometime ago.

The agency Foreign payment service New york staff came and applied for the release of this package for delivery to your address but has since not shown up. I am writing to you to inform you that the days of grace has expired and we shall begin to charge the storage fee of $10 Dollars daily. Please call Mr Mark Thompson to release this package
and deliver it to you directly on the email: (c_airrport@superposta.com) . Please call me on telephone number: 773-377-6442 ext. 38.

This notice saves as our last recovering notice as our department will be compared to list your package as an unclaimed and maybe forfeited.

Best Regards
Storage Officer
Mr. Steve Campbell."

Lmao. This was a good one. Mr. Steve Campbell can bite my shiny metal ass. Maybe I'll call him up, tell him the FBI is outside and would like to talk to him, hehehe.
 
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