My God, my mom can be a complete moron sometimes.

[nativesunshine]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
You ARE a complete moron.

That just made me think of "you ARE the weakest link...goodbye!"

 

[Moonbeam]

My Mom used to worry about me offing myself from playing too many games too till she killed herself. Why not take her out to dinner and tell her how mush you love her and how happy you are she's alive.


And another thing. You are a god damned liberal. Don't, I repeat, don't ever call your Mom a moron. It shows terrible family values and we don't want to be giving the assholes any extra ammunition. Shape up and fly right. We liberals love our Moms. That's why we're pro woman's rights. We've gotten over getting revenge on the whole world cause she pinched our ear.

 

[pinoy]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
My Mom used to worry about me offing myself from playing too many games too till she killed herself. Why not take her out to dinner and tell her how mush you love her and how happy you are she's alive.


And another thing. You are a god damned liberal. Don't, I repeat, don't ever call your Mom a moron. It shows terrible family values and we don't want to be giving the assholes any extra ammunition. Shape up and fly right. We liberals love our Moms. That's why we're pro woman's rights. We've gotten over getting revenge on the whole world cause she pinched our ear.

 

[MacBaine]

I think she saw the same Forensics Files that I did... some Indian college kid got obsessed with that game, flunked college, and then killed his parents.

 

[CTrain]

There is something wrong with calling the woman who gave you life a MORON and calling her stupid on the phone.

My mom NAGS and repeat things over and over too but I'll go as far as labeling her IRRITATTING, not MORON AND STUPID.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
At least your mom does not think your gay because you have an s-video cable box :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

Lol, exactly!

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
My Mom used to worry about me offing myself from playing too many games too till she killed herself. Why not take her out to dinner and tell her how mush you love her and how happy you are she's alive.


And another thing. You are a god damned liberal. Don't, I repeat, don't ever call your Mom a moron. It shows terrible family values and we don't want to be giving the assholes any extra ammunition. Shape up and fly right. We liberals love our Moms. That's why we're pro woman's rights. We've gotten over getting revenge on the whole world cause she pinched our ear.

Well said. Well..except including all the liberal stuff. but other than that...i agree.

 

[Moonbeam]

OK OK

My Mom used to worry about me offing myself from playing too many games too till she killed herself. Why not take her out to dinner and tell her how much you love her and how happy you are she's alive.

 

[pyonir]

Actually more like:

Originally posted by: Moonbeam
OK OK

My Mom used to worry about me offing myself from playing too many games too till she killed herself. Why not take her out to dinner and tell her how much you love her and how happy you are she's alive.


And another thing. Don't, I repeat, don't ever call your Mom a moron. It shows terrible family values. Shape up and fly right. We normal people love our Moms. We're not afraid to support woman's rights. We've gotten over getting revenge on the whole world cause she pinched our ear.

 

[jjyiz28]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Just remember next time you see her yell, "lightning bolt, lightning bolt..."

lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, sleep.
lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, sleep.
lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, sleep.
lightning bolt, lightning bolt, leveled up, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, sleep.
lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, sleep.

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: dxkj
hehe, at least she cares about you

EXACTLY! There are people out there with mothers who don't give two damns about them. They don't even call to wish them happy birthday, merry Christmas, Happy New Year, etc, so be happy and don't ever call your mom stupid. If it wasn't for her and your dad you would not be here right now.