My girlfriend of almost 4 years left me ...

[purbeast0]

but only for a week.

she had to go to nicaragua out of the blue because her aunt died on saturday . she was going to go sunday when her mom went over there, but she didn't have her US passport yet (she became a citizen a few months ago) and had to get it monday then fly out today.

she just landed about 30 minutes ago. i haven't gone 7 days without seeing her since we met

and worst of all ... no poon for a week!

 

[Ika]

I was hoping for a funny parody, I was rewarded with a misleading title

 

[ManSnake]

-3.141592654/6.283185308

:thumbsdown:

 

[Jawo]

Originally posted by: Aflac
I was hoping for a funny parody, I was rewarded with a misleading title

same here!

 

[Molondo]

Pics or ban

 

[pontifex]

wow, whats up with all the people getting dumped lately?

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: pontifex
wow, whats up with all the people getting dumped lately?

reading comprehension FTL!

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: Molondo
Pics or ban

my dreamhost account died so unfortunately i cannot do that for you seeing as I am at work and not at home ...

for this I am truly sorry

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: pontifex
wow, whats up with all the people getting dumped lately?

It's almost as bad as not actually reading the post!

 

[Chrono]

you're d00mb

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Molondo
Pics or ban

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
but only for a week.

she had to go to nicaragua out of the blue because her aunt died on saturday . she was going to go sunday when her mom went over there, but she didn't have her US passport yet (she became a citizen a few months ago) and had to get it monday then fly out today.

she just landed about 30 minutes ago. i haven't gone 7 days without seeing her since we met

and worst of all ... no poon for a week!

I'm sure some Nicaraguan guy will be slipping her the high hard one while she's there.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: pontifex
wow, whats up with all the people getting dumped lately?

reading comprehension FTL!

nope, no problem with reading comprehension, i just didn't read past the subject

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: purbeast0
but only for a week.

she had to go to nicaragua out of the blue because her aunt died on saturday . she was going to go sunday when her mom went over there, but she didn't have her US passport yet (she became a citizen a few months ago) and had to get it monday then fly out today.

she just landed about 30 minutes ago. i haven't gone 7 days without seeing her since we met

and worst of all ... no poon for a week!

I'm sure some Nicaraguan guy will be slipping her the high hard one while she's there.

im actually shocked it took > 10 posts for someone to mention this.

 

[toekramp]

lame, i used to celebrate when they'd leave for that long...

 

[MisterJackson]

So she finally gets some quality time with her other boyfriend?

 

[Psycho18]

you misleading misleader!

 

[1sikbITCH]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
but only for a week.

she had to go to nicaragua out of the blue because her aunt died on saturday . she was going to go sunday when her mom went over there, but she didn't have her US passport yet (she became a citizen a few months ago) and had to get it monday then fly out today.

she just landed about 30 minutes ago. i haven't gone 7 days without seeing her since we met

and best of all ... fresh poon for a week!

Fixed!

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: pontifex
wow, whats up with all the people getting dumped lately?

:laugh:

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

fleshlight+overnight shipping+porn

you won't want her to come back

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
So she finally gets some quality time with her other boyfriend?

nah i'm not worried one bit.

if there is one thing I know about my girlfriend, it's that she does not like spanish guys