My girlfriend just got sexually harassed by a 3 year old?

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: S Freud
You should tell him to meet you by the monkey bars after snack and nap...

Best answer here.

Alternatively, your gf could go with: "No you can't have a kiss, go sit down".

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27
My girlfriend is a kindergarten teacher. around 3 year olds.
Yesterday she tells me there is this little boy in her class, every morning since she took over from the previous teacher last week, this one little boy, hes 3. Comes up to her and asks her to kiss him goodmorning, thats fine right?

But now... he fvcking grabs her boobs everytime, and then giggles off.

WWWWTTTTFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL kick someones ass for this.
Somebody tell me what I can legally get away with?

uhhh so tell her to stop giving him a kiss goodmorning? 😕

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: AUMM
uhhh so tell her to stop giving him a kiss goodmorning? 😕

No where does he say that she actually gives him a kiss. He only says that the little twit asks for one and then states that him asking isn't a big deal ("thats fine right?").

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: TrandM
Is the kid's name Ike? If so then I'd be worried.

:thumbsup:

 

[AUMM]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: AUMM
uhhh so tell her to stop giving him a kiss goodmorning? 😕

No where does he say that she actually gives him a kiss. He only says that the little twit asks for one and then states that him asking isn't a big deal ("thats fine right?").

hmmm i took it as she gives him a kiss and when she does this he grabs her boobs...

 

[slikmunks]

genius kid. knows what he wants and finds a way to get it 😉

 

[NuAlphaMan]

That's funny! The little guy is getting FFs already! And from your girl!!!! :laugh:

 

[Balt]

You better beat up that kid and make an example of him. Otherwise all the other 3 year olds are going to know you're weak and put moves on your girl.

 

[miniMUNCH]

Is you GF stupid... she should stop kissing him and take him to the principals office next time he grabs her.

There... how hard was that.

Oh...and SHENS.

 

[hookinitup]

Originally posted by: amicold
Arsenic in his snack FTW.

@silverpig

She is probably exaggerating, or she's fantasizing, one of the two, either way AgaBoogaBoo is right.

Oh, and WTF kamikaze? Is your woman a dumba$$? I don't think a kindergarten student will be able to reach her breasts unless she bends over to freaking kiss them. How about she just doesn't kiss them?

shhhhhh. common sense and logical thinkin have no place on teh internets

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: AUMM
hmmm i took it as she gives him a kiss and when she does this he grabs her boobs...

Well, I bet it's one of them situations like this:

Kid: Umm miss teacher ma'am.

*Teacher squats down to get to the kid's level*

Teacher: Why yes, little Johnny, what is it?

Johnny: Are you wearing a bra?

*Teacher looks at him funny*

Johnny: Now you are!

*Kid gives his teacher a cross-your-heart*

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: Balt
You better beat up that kid and make an example of him. Otherwise all the other 3 year olds are going to know you're weak and put moves on your girl.

:thumbsup: winner?

 

[DivideBYZero]

Throw rocks at his truck.

 

[otispunkmeyer]

kid probably does it to his mom, so he thinks its fine to do it to others.... he's 3 year old, he wont know any better

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: kamikaze27

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly
early morning kindergarten?

well, not really ... 9-12 am - dunno, is that early morning? I dont have any kids myself yet.

No but it sounds hellishly late.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Throw rocks at his truck.

:laugh: That's what I love about ATOT. Old sh*t just comes out of nowhere at the right time.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Throw a brick at his truck.

Fixed :laugh:

- M4H

 

[waggy]

actually now i think about it your GF is a pedo.

she "kisses" him in the morning and lets him play with her boobs? hope the polcie will come talk to her.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: waggy
she "kisses" him in the morning and lets him play with her boobs? hope the polcie will come talk to her.

No one (except other posters) ever said that she actually goes Kate Winslet on Little Leo in the morrow :Q.

 

[Mrvile]

Wow the fact that this is the same hot cousin guy totally flew by me until I read compuwiz's post.

 

[zinfamous]

Well, don't expect this thread to be updated; just like his previous BS thread.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: waggy
she "kisses" him in the morning and lets him play with her boobs? hope the polcie will come talk to her.

No one (except other posters) ever said that she actually goes Kate Winslet on Little Leo in the morrow :Q.

oh please. ignore the fact the story is BS (KG starts at 5).

Comes up to her and asks her to kiss him goodmorning, thats fine right?

and then he grabs her boob?

only way this is happening is if she is bending over to kiss him.

the cops need to arrest the damn pedo. kissing a student and letting him fondle her is bad.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: waggy
oh please. ignore the fact the story is BS (KG starts at 5).

Comes up to her and asks her to kiss him goodmorning, thats fine right?

and then he grabs her boob?

only way this is happening is if she is bending over to kiss him.

the cops need to arrest the damn pedo. kissing a student and letting him fondle her is bad.

So the only reason she can bend over or squat down is if she's going to kiss him? Sounds like quite the foul logic to me~. It looks like you're guessing that these events (if they're even remotely true) chronologically follow each other, where I'd push that these events only logically follow each other (i.e. the kid progressively gets more perverted such as one week he asks for a kiss and the next week he acts like his favorite character on a Sesame Street... Groper (yes, I know it's Grover 😛)).

Also, is it possible to surmise that the OP only thinks the kid is three? You know, some sort of brash, pot-induced generalization. Or it could just be pre-school and not kindergarten. I was 3 when I attended pre-school and 4 when I attended kindergarten.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Shens.

The cousin-lovin thread was more believable.

Edit: I may be swayed if the OP can produce pics though. 😉 Come on... he didn't hesitate to post pictures of a cousin he wanted to plow... but his "GF" is off limits for this perv? Ya right.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: waggy
oh please. ignore the fact the story is BS (KG starts at 5).

Comes up to her and asks her to kiss him goodmorning, thats fine right?

and then he grabs her boob?

only way this is happening is if she is bending over to kiss him.

the cops need to arrest the damn pedo. kissing a student and letting him fondle her is bad.

So the only reason she can bend over or squat down is if she's going to kiss him? Sounds like quite the foul logic to me~. It looks like you're guessing that these events (if they're even remotely true) chronologically follow each other, where I'd push that these events only logically follow each other (i.e. the kid progressively gets more perverted such as one week he asks for a kiss and the next week he acts like his favorite character on a Sesame Street... Groper (yes, I know it's Grover 😛)).

Also, is it possible to surmise that the OP only thinks the kid is three? You know, some sort of brash, pot-induced generalization. Or it could just be pre-school and not kindergarten. I was 3 when I attended pre-school and 4 when I attended kindergarten.

read how he has it.

"Yesterday she tells me there is this little boy in her class, every morning since she took over from the previous teacher last week, this one little boy, hes 3. Comes up to her and asks her to kiss him goodmorning, thats fine right?

But now... he fvcking grabs her boobs everytime, and then giggles off. "

notice EVERYTIME part. so everytime he comes up and ask for a kiss (wich he does not deney in fact say is fine) he grabs her boob.

that sounds like she is not only allowing a kiss but him to grab her boob.


we can just go by what he says. I am sure knows if his GF is a pre-school or kindergarden teacher. Granted he may be a big enough idiot he does not know the age.