My girlfriend is cooking me dinner and I'm posting on ATOT.

[notfred]

No, I'm not sexist... I still like it, though

 

[shiner]

Maybe for dessert you'll get that glazed donut look.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Happy eats notfred, amke sure you enjoy dessert

 

[PsychoAndy]

Maybe you should give her some gravy, help her out a bit. some love gravy, that is!

i suck at the jokes

 

[dakata24]

and didnt you just get on the govt. payroll as well?

looks like things are going your way..

 

[shiner]

MMmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
Make Love!

Gonna make love to you woman,
gonna lay you down by the fire,
and caress your womanly body make you moan and prespire,
I'm gonna get those juices flownin,

Makin love gravy
love gravy love gravy love love love,

Gonna make love to you woman,
gonna lay you down by the fire,
and caress your womanly body make you moan and prespire,
I'm gonna get those juices flownin,

Makin love gravy
love gravy love gravy love love love,

Owe,
Open up a packet of my gravy,
Baby it's burnin' just for you child,
would you like another helping of gravy,
say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Watch out, don't let it get in your eyes now!!!

Gonna make love to ya' woman
gonna get a little freaky to,
with langeray of leather and a bottle of super glue,
let's make a human prezel dip it in
love gravy, love gravy, love love love

Open up a packet of my gravy,
Baby it's burn in' just for you child,
would you like another helping of gravy,
baby say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

say yeah, say yeah, say yeah babe

C'mon

I like to....

Say yeah, yeah, yeah, Sure yeah

I'm gonna climb into your cockpit,
I'm gonna get those rockets firing,
Blast you into orbit,
and burn out all your wiring,
get our asses on the launchpad makin',
love gravy, love gravy love love love,

Yeah,

Open up a packet of my gravy,
Baby its burn in'just for you child,
wouldn't you like another helping of gravy,
baby say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I got a whole look a gravy left baby,
Oh, those are nice,
would you like some gravy on those,
there's enough gravy to go around for everybody,

Ohhhh,
I'm gonna drown all you bitches in gravy.

 

[XMan]

Go in there and throw her up on the counter. If you need a diagram, check this out.

 

[Mucman]

notfred - Stop rubbing in the fact that you have a kickass girlfriend! It's making us desperate whackos shake with jealousy!

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: Xerox Man
Go in there and throw her up on the counter. If you need a diagram, check this out.

And some pool after dinner?

 

[Moonbeam]

I'm posting on OT and eating the stir fry I cooked myself, sliced chicken breast sautéed in garlic and canola, lemon Soya, hoisin and oyster sauce with onions peas peppers and carrot, sesame seeds, and sesame oil.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Ya know M, oyster sauce works well in burgers too. Yum!

 

[pyonir]

PICS?!

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Xerox Man
Go in there and throw her up on the counter. If you need a diagram, check this out.

MMmmmm I love sheer underwear.

 

[Howard]

This is going to turn out like thawolfman's C H E E S E B U R G E R S thread.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: thawolfman

Originally posted by: Xerox Man
Go in there and throw her up on the counter. If you need a diagram, check this out.

And some pool after dinner?

That gives new meaning to RACK EM:Q

 

[yakko]

You da man!!!!











Just make sure you do something special for her too.