My girlfriend has a surprise for me

[Gibson486]

<< Gibson, is your annivesary coming up or something (better not show up to your surprise empty handed) >>



yeah, its for our anniversary. It wa supposed to be 2 weeks ago, but something came up. She said I am gonna be so surprised and will have lots of fun. So far, all i got is a card (I am really low on money at the moment) and I want to get her more.

 

[goshdarnindie]

Gibson, the trick I've learned, is make her something (which really sucks, since I hate construction paper). But just get some photos together and make a collage of &quot;the first two years, and many more to come&quot; or something cheesy. They love it. Or just spend five bucks on a picture frame with a picture of you two really close and then write something sweet on the back. Works everytime!

 

[Gibson486]

I wanted to do something like that, but there is a problem. I never took a pic with her. Makes me feel kind of sad since she had tons of pics with her ex and non with me. maybe I can try to take a pic in teh next few days....i odn't know, but it will be hard.

 

[iamwiz82]

1800flowers.com is a life saver!!

 

[Tauren]

nm

 

[Davegod75]

this is an easy one since you &quot;have been waiting&quot; good job on the waiting though

 

[NivekC4]

<< even more suprising, she's pregnant by a MOUTAIN GOAT! BAAHHHH >>



I agree

 

[StormRider]

Maybe she'll finally explain the strange bulge in the front of her pants that she's been keeping secret from you during all these years....

 

[vthorts]

She has The Clap

 

[goshdarnindie]

&quot;Maybe she'll finally explain the strange bulge in the front of her pants that she's been keeping secret from you during all these years.... &quot;

Man, I'll never forgot the first time I accidently rubbed against it. It felt really wierd and uncomfortable. She didn't seem to mind, it was almost as if she liked it. I dunno. I hope its not that.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

shes having an affair with your father

 

[pulse8]

Just know that if you end up on Jerry Springer and they want to stick you in one of those booths before they tell you the surprise...RUN. Run like you've never run before.

 

[imported_vr6]

Score baby score.