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My GF's roommate is a douchebag

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Originally posted by: oogabooga
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Ns1 you are my hero. :evil:

Rant 9/10 for using the F word 6 times. :thumbsup:

1/10

because of the 6 times, none of them mentions the fact that she f*in the roommate.

I guess he didn't know... now you do.

:shocked:
but... she... he bought her a crockpot... what kinda girl would break up with a guy who gifted a crockpot and then pork the guy who eats meat?

all of them.
 
Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
Wait until you find out what else they have been putting their meat in...

Haha thats what I was thinking 😉

Whoever would date a girl, or let a girl you're dating, move in with 2 dudes is a f*cking moron.
 
Originally posted by: darkxshade
Originally posted by: SlickSnake
Ns1 you are my hero. :evil:

Rant 9/10 for using the F word 6 times. :thumbsup:

1/10

because of the 6 times, none of them mentions the fact that she f*in the roommate.

I guess he didn't know... now you do.

I thought she was fvcking Matt Damon like everyone else?

MotionMan
 
Originally posted by: Aflac
:thumbsup: for emotion and rage
:thumbsdown: for using the same old parody formula.

I must rethink future attempts. How to make an original parody formula...hm...


My quest for a legendary thread continues.
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: Aflac
:thumbsup: for emotion and rage
:thumbsdown: for using the same old parody formula.

I must rethink future attempts. How to make an original parody formula...hm...


My quest for a legendary thread continues.

Maybe if you wrote it from the crock pot's point of view...
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: Aflac
:thumbsup: for emotion and rage
:thumbsdown: for using the same old parody formula.

I must rethink future attempts. How to make an original parody formula...hm...


My quest for a legendary thread continues.

I would say this thread is legendary, if only because it allowed me to talk about clubbing a baby seal to death with "the puppy of failure." I shouldn't laugh so hard at something I wrote, but I can't help it, that tickles me in a way that would be illegal if I were a minor.

And don't you have your fair share of legendary threads as it is?
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: Aflac
:thumbsup: for emotion and rage
:thumbsdown: for using the same old parody formula.

I must rethink future attempts. How to make an original parody formula...hm...


My quest for a legendary thread continues.

I would say this thread is legendary, if only because it allowed me to talk about clubbing a baby seal to death with "the puppy of failure." I shouldn't laugh so hard at something I wrote, but I can't help it, that tickles me in a way that would be illegal if I were a minor.

And don't you have your fair share of legendary threads as it is?

That would be news to me.

Goddamnit, that would've been brilliant. From the crockpot's POV.
 
I really would have gone with something like

"I really need help regarding the affects of lead poisoning. I was recently given a crockpot as a gift but noticed a recall on the crockpot due to its use of lead paint. I had planned to return the item after my trip out of town. I asked my roommates not to use it during my absence fearing for their safety. Today, I came home today to find a crockpot full of half eaten pot roast and my two roommates keeled over on the kitchen floor."
 
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: Aflac
:thumbsup: for emotion and rage
:thumbsdown: for using the same old parody formula.

I must rethink future attempts. How to make an original parody formula...hm...


My quest for a legendary thread continues.

I would say this thread is legendary, if only because it allowed me to talk about clubbing a baby seal to death with "the puppy of failure." I shouldn't laugh so hard at something I wrote, but I can't help it, that tickles me in a way that would be illegal if I were a minor.

And don't you have your fair share of legendary threads as it is?

That would be news to me.

Goddamnit, that would've been brilliant. From the crockpot's POV.

It's not too late!

... OK, yeah, it probably is. But hey, if it's written well enough, you know...

How about a parody thread on the "why do we need welfare" asking "Why do we need the Army, it should be my business to defend myself?" Or a parody thread on the French rebuttal to the pirates being the French seizing control of Hong Kong? Or a parody thread about UPS train derailment from the train's point of view... make it like a drunk Thomas the Train Engine or something...

See, this is why I don't do parody threads.
 
Originally posted by: sirjonk
Originally posted by: Ns1
Originally posted by: Aflac
:thumbsup: for emotion and rage
:thumbsdown: for using the same old parody formula.

I must rethink future attempts. How to make an original parody formula...hm...


My quest for a legendary thread continues.

Maybe if you wrote it from the crock pot's point of view...

:thumbsup:
 
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