My gf said that my vday gift arrived at her place

[atybimf]

pics or shens.

 

[Cristatus]

I would NOT suggest opening their website with your speakers on, or anybody around. They have a bloody video on the front page. LOL

 

[shortspanishguy]

i've always wanted one but I never wanted to spend the $$.... she got me the most expensive insert, so whatever that one is.

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

looks like the AT effect has pwned fleshlight's web server(s).

Oh well, hopefully its the anus ftw.

 

[Epsil0n00]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
*Update*

She gave me a fleshlight!!! I'll post pics later.

FLESHLIGHT! FTW!
Nice score man... though I hope for your sake that this isn't a replacement for the real deal... hopefully she wants to watch... or at least wants you to have fun when she isn't in the mood.

Eps.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: JS80
*il*o

lol i was right

 

[Piano Man]

TMI

 

[vital]

please give us a review of how well it works compared to the real thing!

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: Shaftatplanetquake
did she get the one that simulates a vagina, anal cavity, or mouth?

If its the anus, you might be looking at a hidden agenda.

Indeed. There are definitely options that come out in the OPs favor.

 

[dugweb]

Originally posted by: vital
please give us a review of how well it works compared to the real thing!

bwhahha! 😀 that sounds soo pathetic... I mean no offence, but that really just makes me laugh 😛

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: vital
please give us a review of how well it works compared to the real thing!

NOTHING compares to the real thing.

 

[RollWave]

Wow...if you werent in a 5 year relationship that gift would make me run for the hills

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
And she says its bigger than she expected..... I wonder what it is?


*Update*

She gave me a fleshlight!!! I'll post pics later.

Hahaha. No more of her poon for you.

 

[n7]

OMG seriously :laugh:?

 

[AdamSnow]

Like someone else said, she's getting dick somewhere else...

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
Like someone else said, she's getting dick somewhere else...

yeah, next week she'll say "you can use that fleshlight i gave you after the break up" this is the worst give she could give you.

 

[randomlinh]

hahah... that's a great gift... she's a keeper... assuming she isn't getting any on the side....

 

[Azndude51]

PICS, DAMNIT!!

EDIT: but there needs to be proof that she got it for you, otherwise, shens.

 

[leegroves86]

this is the best post all day by far!

 

[shortspanishguy]

ill post pics with her holding it tomorrow

And no shes not getting dick on the side... she got me this because there are a few months out of the year when I want to have sex way more than she can physically handle. I think she got me this so I wont get bored with my own hand.

 

[Epsil0n00]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
ill post pics with her holding it tomorrow

And no shes not getting dick on the side... she got me this because there are a few months out of the year when I want to have sex way more than she can physically handle. I think she got me this so I wont get bored with my own hand.

Okay, it's the next day... where's the proof?

 

[mcvickj]

So what did you get her?

 

[tm37]

YEs WE NEED PICS!!!!

 

[Koing]

lol @ AT hounding him for pics!

BUT you did mention you were going to post pics so you asked it upon yourself 😎

Koing

 

[CVSiN]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
And she says its bigger than she expected..... I wonder what it is?


*Update*

She gave me a fleshlight!!! I'll post pics later.

this does not speak well of where your sex life is headed..
my condolances LOL...