My gf rocks lol...

monk3y

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My gf's made it a habit of buying me t-shirts... I got ones that says
"I survived 5th grade", "I do all my own nude scenes", "Morningwood campgrounds - free tents provided", "Polish Pricess (only cause she's Polish"
And now she's gotten me a GO RICKI t-shirt (yes as in Ricki Lake) :D

What kind of weird T-shirts do you people have?
 

GasX

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is your girlfriend one of the stars of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy?
 

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Originally posted by: InstincT
My gf's made it a habit of buying me t-shirts... I got ones that says
"I survived 5th grade", "I do all my own nude scenes", "Morningwood campgrounds - free tents provided", "Polish Pricess (only cause she's Polish"
And now she's gotten me a GO RICKI t-shirt (yes as in Ricki Lake) :D

What kind of weird T-shirts do you people have?

Your g/friend buys you shirts that only a metrosexual would be caught dead in? :Q
 

Red

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I had one of those green 7 up shirts. Front said "7" ... the back said "UP YOURS" or something like that.

For some reason an old co-worker bought me a t-shirt with a finger pointing to the left and said something like "I'm sleeping with her tonight." Who would wear that.
 

silverpig

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I've got one with Darph Bobo (evil clown from tripping the rift) on it.

One with the pink floyd picture of the naked chicks in floyd album body paint.

One with all your base on it.
 

Chiboy

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She does not rock! She weird, I would have dumped her by now. She got you a Ricki Lake shirt? Damn man if you wear that take pics so me can all laugh.
 

GasX

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Originally posted by: Red
For some reason an old co-worker bought me a t-shirt with a finger pointing to the left and said something like "I'm sleeping with her tonight." Who would wear that.
I would :D
 

Ausm

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I bought one for my oldman that says

"That's Mr. Asshole to you"

he framed it ;)

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Crazymofo

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you ever seen the fuzzy writting tees? The ones you have to squint to make out... usually had the masturbation message on em...

I had on that on the front said "PROZAC" and on the back said "Breakfast of Champions"

It got to a point where I couldn't wear it out in public because I'd get yealed at or people would grab me so they could read the shirt then start cracking up... I've never seen that shirt anywhere else...
 

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When I was the captain of the debate team in high school we made shirts that say Masterdebater on the front. I didn't think I'd wear it after senior year but I wore it to a party one night (no clean clothes) and the next day in one of my lecture classes like 5 people that I had never seen before were like "hey you're the guy with the masterdebater shirt right" I was like wtf?! So I still wear it occassionally to get laughs :D
 

thomsbrain

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i've got a chicago bears tee (i'm from the bay area), a weird tennis racket tee, an "energy scavenger hunt. the 10% solution" tee, a yellow rose cow manure tee, a "trucking feeds my family" tee, an "ask my about my hiney wine" tee, etc, etc. all are polyester blend, cut too small, show they show off how i'm skinnier than you are. all found at thrift stores or given to me by people who found them at thrift stores.
 

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I have one that says contents under pressure. I'm wearing it because I picked some random shirt off of the pile.
 

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"All your Base are Belong to Us-Someone Set us up the bomb"

"w00t!"

"I like Cheese"

A camoflauged shirt that says "HA! Now you can't see me!"

"I'm an explosives technician-If you see me running, try to catch up!"

"PEBKAC
 
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Only one I've got ATM that's "weird" and not just plain offense is the "i read your email" tshirt from ThinkGeek.

The others would be

(front) "If you're happy and you know it, SHUT YOUR FACE"

and the ever-popular

(front blank)
(back) "Where's the f@$king money you owe me?"

- M4H
 

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Fsck It!
Micky mouse
Grumpy from Snow White
Slashdot
I see fragged people
Swearbear

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