- Oct 2, 2003
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This is going on for nearly a year now. The first time it happened I woke up about 3am to a lot of loud noise. Looked over to find my gf pulling herself on top of the tv that is setting on the tv stand with her drawers down. I was like WTF???? I jumped out of bed and asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing, leave me alone!!" It took me a while but I managed to get her to the bathroom. She didn't remember a thing the next day. She didn't even believe me.
Several weeks later...
I have a 2-bin plastic tote full of stuff up against a wall in the bedroom. Including expensive joysticks, microphones, cables, books...
I wake up to alot of noise again at about 3-4am and find that she has the top drawer of the tote pulled open with her arse plopped right in it and her shorts around her ankles. I jumped up and tried my best to get her off of it. She was mean! She told me to go the F away and get away from her. She was pushing and swinging while I was trying lure her off of the tote and into the bathroom. She ended up tipping the tote over, which knocked over a fan, digital picture frame, and a pile of books that was on top of it.
The next day she didn't believe me again.. Even though the corner of the room was torn apart. I decided to have a look in my tote which just so happened to have about an inch of urine in the bottom. I showed her and she didn't know what to say. I then had to carefully take everything out and clean it.. Probably alot of ruined stuff now.
Then 2 days later she finds that a little 3-story tote in the bathroom that she used to store q-tips, hair bands and stuff like that had urine in the bottom of it. I didn't wake up during this one. But apparently she urinated in her sleep in that one as well.
Fast forward about a month to last week.. I was up late one night setting at my computer when she walks up to me(half asleep) and tells me to get off the computer chair because she has to pee.. I told her the toilet was "that way". She says "Oh.." and slowly walks away.
She didn't remember this at all.
Then last night! I wake up to find her pulling her pants down right over my computer chair. I jumped up and somehow managed to escort her to the bathroom before any damage was done.
She doesn't remember any of this at all. She's totally sleep walking with a mission to pee on things. It's kind of funny but eventually she's going to get seriously hurt(the tv was about to tip off from the tv stand when she was setting on it that one night).. or she is going to end up damaging some expensive stuff.
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Several weeks later...
I have a 2-bin plastic tote full of stuff up against a wall in the bedroom. Including expensive joysticks, microphones, cables, books...
I wake up to alot of noise again at about 3-4am and find that she has the top drawer of the tote pulled open with her arse plopped right in it and her shorts around her ankles. I jumped up and tried my best to get her off of it. She was mean! She told me to go the F away and get away from her. She was pushing and swinging while I was trying lure her off of the tote and into the bathroom. She ended up tipping the tote over, which knocked over a fan, digital picture frame, and a pile of books that was on top of it.
The next day she didn't believe me again.. Even though the corner of the room was torn apart. I decided to have a look in my tote which just so happened to have about an inch of urine in the bottom. I showed her and she didn't know what to say. I then had to carefully take everything out and clean it.. Probably alot of ruined stuff now.
Then 2 days later she finds that a little 3-story tote in the bathroom that she used to store q-tips, hair bands and stuff like that had urine in the bottom of it. I didn't wake up during this one. But apparently she urinated in her sleep in that one as well.
Fast forward about a month to last week.. I was up late one night setting at my computer when she walks up to me(half asleep) and tells me to get off the computer chair because she has to pee.. I told her the toilet was "that way". She says "Oh.." and slowly walks away.
She didn't remember this at all.
Then last night! I wake up to find her pulling her pants down right over my computer chair. I jumped up and somehow managed to escort her to the bathroom before any damage was done.
She doesn't remember any of this at all. She's totally sleep walking with a mission to pee on things. It's kind of funny but eventually she's going to get seriously hurt(the tv was about to tip off from the tv stand when she was setting on it that one night).. or she is going to end up damaging some expensive stuff.
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Locked at the request of the OP
Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy
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