My GF Left me :(

[Talon02]

Originally posted by: MrCodeDude

Originally posted by: Keego
Turns out she was going to get some salad dressing

Tell her, "B!tch, I don't want no salad. Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!"
-- mrcodedude

In a loving and respectful way of course.

 

[AznMaverick]

oh no, not another one of these...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: AznMaverick
oh no, not another one of these...

Uh... this happens all the time. People don't get it.

Keego, take some good advice from me.

GET OUT. Go. Call some of your GUY friends and go grab dinner at a bar (if you're old enough?) and a movie. Or go bowling. Or go to a pool hall. Do something with "the guys." You'll feel sh|tty about it at first, but later on, you'll feel better --better than you'd feel if you just sat on your ass in front of your computer.

Good luck, man.

"Remember... we're all in this together."
-Red Green

 

[MacGaven]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: AznMaverick
oh no, not another one of these...

Uh... this happens all the time. People don't get it.

Keego, take some good advice from me.

GET OUT. Go. Call some of your GUY friends and go grab dinner at a bar (if you're old enough?) and a movie. Or go bowling. Or go to a pool hall. Do something with "the guys." You'll feel sh|tty about it at first, but later on, you'll feel better --better than you'd feel if you just sat on your ass in front of your computer.

Good luck, man.

"Remember... we're all in this together."
-Red Green

READ THE THREAD.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: MacGaven

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: AznMaverick
oh no, not another one of these...

Uh... this happens all the time. People don't get it.

Keego, take some good advice from me.

GET OUT. Go. Call some of your GUY friends and go grab dinner at a bar (if you're old enough?) and a movie. Or go bowling. Or go to a pool hall. Do something with "the guys." You'll feel sh|tty about it at first, but later on, you'll feel better --better than you'd feel if you just sat on your ass in front of your computer.

Good luck, man.

"Remember... we're all in this together."
-Red Green

READ THE THREAD.

I DON'T WANT TO.

 

[Sundog]

Salad dressing...sheesh...ice cream is more fun!

 

[AreaCode707]

Nice! We haven't had a good, intentional Skoorb Effect thread for a while, that I know of.

 

[ThePresence]

We hate you.

 

[FracturedSoul]

Do her up the butt!

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: FracturedSoul
Do her up the butt!

WTF did that come from!

 

[FracturedSoul]

Way over from the other side of left field.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Nice! We haven't had a good, intentional Skoorb Effect thread for a while, that I know of.

Rub it in and I'll sick Gregg on you. :frown:

 

[MrColin]

please fill me in on the "skoorb effect"...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: MrColin
please fill me in on the "skoorb effect"...

It's when someone responds to a thread after reading on the first post or only the first few. If they were to read the rest of the entire thread (or realize that the original poster was joking or being sarcastic or something), he would not have responded with something like "NO! DON'T KILL YOURSELF! LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!!!!" or something similar.

Basically making yourself look stupid for not reading the entire thread and figuring out what the hell is really going on. This stems from a member named "Skoorb" who used to do this ALL THE TIME (putting on quite the laugh-fest for the rest of us, unbeknownst to him).

 

[nan0bug]

toss den Salat?
lance o salad?
getti l'insalata?
jetez la salade?
sacuda la ensalada?

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Keego
Turns out she was going to get some salad dressing

LOL!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: HotChic
Nice! We haven't had a good, intentional Skoorb Effect thread for a while, that I know of.

i think there may have been one this morning

 

[psianime]

Post up some pictures so we can see what you really lost

 

[ElFenix]

still no pics... wheres the ban?

 

[Ameesh]

:camera::evil:

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: MrColin
please fill me in on the "skoorb effect"...

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=658924

 

[tcsenter]

Sorry to hear about that. It sucks, but you do get over it in time.

Der be plenty of them fish in the sea! Someone you might even like better.

 

[kami333]

Mr Jim Beam and I salute you.


Time to do some rebounding.

 

[linuxboy]

"Remember... we're all in this together."
-Red Green

...and keep your stick on the ice.

Cheers !