my friends has a problem

spaceman

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i had one the other night
on his insistence
i was having a couple beers
i got no buzz, but woke up with an intense pounding hangover
whoevers cames up with tiwsted teas should be shot
 

spaceman

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he used to drink beers, somewhere along the line he starting rocking the twisted teas, now its all he drinks.
 

Perknose

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If you read all his posts together, there's a subtle poeticism to spaceman.

Well agreed.

spaceman is a true original, with a legitimate and finely crafted style all his own.

Its syntax is twisted and and takes unexpected turns, often right back on itself as if it's a snake chasing its own tail.

As such it's not everyone's cup of tea, but as a light quaff it's a damn good laugh.
 

HAL9000

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My friend has a problem

or

My friends have a problem

not

My friends has a problem.
 

Perknose

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My friend has a problem

or

My friends have a problem

not

My friends has a problem.

Says the guy who almost simultaneously has a thread in OT with "most Sweariest" in its title.

Never mind that "sweariest" is not a proper word in English! Even if it were, the phrase "most sweariest" would be redundant. :p
 

HAL9000

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Says the guy who almost simultaneously has a thread in OT with "most Sweariest" in its title.

Never mind that "sweariest" is not a proper word in English! Even if it were, the phrase "most sweariest" would be redundant. :p

Very good point, but if you look at the OP of that thread, I just copied the title from Gizmodo.com...
 
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Well agreed.

spaceman is a true original, with a legitimate and finely crafted style all his own.

Its syntax is twisted and and takes unexpected turns, often right back on itself as if it's a snake chasing its own tail.

As such it's not everyone's cup of tea, but as a light quaff it's a damn good laugh.
just as long as you disregard all the different posting styles he used with his previous usernames and acknowledge its all just an act