My friends and I are trying to establish a church.

[MithShrike]

We are going to call ourselves The Order of the Quanta. Our official pursuit is the gathering of knowledge. How would we go about registering ourselves? BTW I'm the Pope.

 

[Platypus]

find something to hate first, like any good church

 

[zimu]

oo ooo can i join?

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
find something to hate first, like any good church

:beer:

 

[MithShrike]

Sure can zimu. Ok... hating something... we hate 56k connections!

 

Make sure you don't include the jews.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Mith
Sure can zimu. Ok... hating something... we hate 56k connections!

Now make all your followers hate said person, place, or thing without really explaining why and then threaten banishment or promises of eternity in Hell if they stray from the flock.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Mith
Sure can zimu. Ok... hating something... we hate 56k connections!

That's not oppressive enough.

 

[z0mb13]

I'd join if u reccomend polygamy! 😀

 

[jjones]

You plan on sharing your knowledge or just hoarding it all to yourselves? This is important because you might consider a secret society rather than a church.

 

[MithShrike]

We reccomend all forms of human relations z0mb13. CorporateRecreation we don't officially believe in an afterlife.

 

[MAME]

make sure you fvck over the masses for thousands of years

 

[MithShrike]

Hmm... we plan on slowly releasing the information we gather. Perhaps we should have the... Bureau Information Dissemination?

 

[DainBramaged]

You should disallow all people who know more than the pope. (Obviously)

 

[lupohki]

What protection can you offer me from the law?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Why don't you just join my church? We worship the Proto God, who made God, and is therefore logically necessary as someone had to make God.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Why don't you just join my church? We worship the Proto God, who made God, and is therefore logically necessary as someone had to make God.

 

[ClueLis]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Mith
Sure can zimu. Ok... hating something... we hate 56k connections!

That's not oppressive enough.

Change it to AOL and I might join.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Mith, we could form a religion that excludes those who don't quote FallenHero in their profiles...... 😛

 

[MithShrike]

Yes we could McFly. Hmm... how about hating dial-up that requires you to use their software? Also, I don't care if people know more than I as long as they contribute to our cache of knowledge.

Also, Wink, we kind don't necessarily believe in a god. However, all clergy must either have lit 25% of their body on fire before ordination or do so and then become ordained. Wahahaha!

 

[Howard]

Hmm... Why don't you name it the Church of the Divine Inseminator?

 

[upsciLLion]

Don't forget to take on all the sweeping generalizations of said institution!

 

[rubix]

just remember, after you make up a god to worship and then get a enough followers fiction becomes reality.

 

[deejayshakur]

Originally posted by: Howard
Hmm... Why don't you name it the Church of the Divine Inseminator?

what would the holy book be then?

 

[MithShrike]

Howard I don't consider myself divine. Pope is just a title. We have adopted the Catholic hierarchy is all. Now, I think we could do just fine without a god. Perhaps we could just worship a book.