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My friend just bought a monitor, drunk!



<< glad i'm sober and i don't have a CC neither.

&quot;better luck next time...&quot;

at what? >>



better luck at not making a silly purchase next time!
i bet him/her will learn there lesson in the morning😉
a new monitor is always nice tho..
 


<<

<< Why not steal his girlfriend and/or wife? >>


alcohol + internet = -(girlfriend) >>




actually, i think it's more like this:
-(girlfriend) = alcohol + internet
 
You guys are getting into some pretty deep (bullsh!t) mathematical theory and crap now, waaay past my capabilities.

alcohol + girl from bar + lipstick + panties left over at your place = ?
 


<< You guys are getting into some pretty deep (bullsh!t) mathematical theory and crap now, waaay past my capabilities.

alcohol + girl from bar + lipstick + panties left over at your place = ? >>




ohh ohh! i know!
is it either:
= mad wife
or
= kid
or
= rossman had fun tonight?
 


<< ever buy a monitor.....ON WEED!?!?!?!?! >>



[stoner]
ya man, once i bought two monitors but they only charge me for one. but the next morning one of the monitors was gone! it was ok though, cuz i was starving!
[/stoner]

weed + money = extra 15 lbs.
 
My full extent of &quot;having fun tonight&quot; was getting a half priced discount at Subway, so here's the story. I walked into Subway because work was a bitch today, ordered a footlong meatball sub and the two narly looking Subway employees said they were &quot;roadies&quot; (sounded like broadies) and are &quot;getting the f* outta Portland tonight, we're quitting and travelling down to Mexico&quot;. So the guy before me asks for double meat and asks how much it will cost? They said nothing if you put money into the tip jar, then the other &quot;roadie&quot; says we like the quiet kind of money. So when I order a foot long meatball sub (yummy) I slip a dollar into the tip jar and he only rings me up for a 6&quot; sub plus he gave me a medium drink _AND_ chips.

Yes it was a very exciting evening for me and how does this relate to this thread? It doesn't but that's the whole point of off topic. But I am about to buy a monitor, I'm just trying to talk myself out of it.
 


<< /me puts on half baked voice....

ever buy a monitor.....ON WEED!?!?!?!?! >>




ahahahaha i love that, ever seen the back of a $20 bill? Ever seen the back of a $20 bill ON WEED MAN?!!? It's like there's guys in the bushes and a guy yelling RED TEAM GO, BLUE TEAM GO

something like that anyways 😉
 


<< You guys are getting into some pretty deep (bullsh!t) mathematical theory and crap now, waaay past my capabilities.

alcohol + girl from bar + lipstick + panties left over at your place = ? >>



= Human Papillomavirus???? 😉
 
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