My friend just bought a monitor, drunk!

[SackOfAllTrades]

alcohol + internet + credit card = empty wallet + poor times.

ok, back to studying (ya, right)

 

[Colt45]

alcohol+internet=nef

oh well... better luck next time..
i have no CC

yeah, im sober....

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

glad i'm sober and i don't have a CC neither.

"better luck next time..."

at what?

 

[yasha]

Make him buy a Geforce3 to go with that nice new monitor

 

[Colt45]

<< glad i'm sober and i don't have a CC neither.

&quot;better luck next time...&quot;

at what? >>



better luck at not making a silly purchase next time!
i bet him/her will learn there lesson in the morning
a new monitor is always nice tho..

 

[mztykal]

LMAO!

Hopefully it's a nice monitor.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

my bad, my engrish no is good.

anyway, i'm gonna get him drunk sometime and steal his new monitor

 

[RossMAN]

Why not steal his girlfriend and/or wife?

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

<< Why not steal his girlfriend and/or wife? >>


alcohol + internet = -(girlfriend)

 

[IcemanJer]

<< alcohol + internet = -(girlfriend) >>

haha.. good point. Although:

-(girlfriend) = money + internet

 

[Colt45]

<<

<< Why not steal his girlfriend and/or wife? >>


alcohol + internet = -(girlfriend) >>




actually, i think it's more like this:
-(girlfriend) = alcohol + internet

 

[RossMAN]

You guys are getting into some pretty deep (bullsh!t) mathematical theory and crap now, waaay past my capabilities.

alcohol + girl from bar + lipstick + panties left over at your place = ?

 

[Colt45]

<< You guys are getting into some pretty deep (bullsh!t) mathematical theory and crap now, waaay past my capabilities.

alcohol + girl from bar + lipstick + panties left over at your place = ? >>




ohh ohh! i know!
is it either:
= mad wife
or
= kid
or
= rossman had fun tonight?

 

[IcemanJer]

<< alcohol + girl from bar + lipstick + panties left over at your place = ? >>

empty wallet and used latex

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

<< alcohol + girl from bar + lipstick + panties left over at your place = ? >>


? = someone who steals women's panties

 

[amdforlife]

/me puts on half baked voice....

ever buy a monitor.....ON WEED!?!?!?!?!

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

<< ever buy a monitor.....ON WEED!?!?!?!?! >>



[stoner]
ya man, once i bought two monitors but they only charge me for one. but the next morning one of the monitors was gone! it was ok though, cuz i was starving!
[/stoner]

weed + money = extra 15 lbs.

 

[RossMAN]

My full extent of &quot;having fun tonight&quot; was getting a half priced discount at Subway, so here's the story. I walked into Subway because work was a bitch today, ordered a footlong meatball sub and the two narly looking Subway employees said they were &quot;roadies&quot; (sounded like broadies) and are &quot;getting the f* outta Portland tonight, we're quitting and travelling down to Mexico&quot;. So the guy before me asks for double meat and asks how much it will cost? They said nothing if you put money into the tip jar, then the other &quot;roadie&quot; says we like the quiet kind of money. So when I order a foot long meatball sub (yummy) I slip a dollar into the tip jar and he only rings me up for a 6&quot; sub plus he gave me a medium drink _AND_ chips.

Yes it was a very exciting evening for me and how does this relate to this thread? It doesn't but that's the whole point of off topic. But I am about to buy a monitor, I'm just trying to talk myself out of it.

 

[RaoulDuke]

<< /me puts on half baked voice....

ever buy a monitor.....ON WEED!?!?!?!?! >>




ahahahaha i love that, ever seen the back of a $20 bill? Ever seen the back of a $20 bill ON WEED MAN?!!? It's like there's guys in the bushes and a guy yelling RED TEAM GO, BLUE TEAM GO

something like that anyways

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

RossMan, at least you had dinner tonite

campus chemical fire = midterm + quiz on same day

 

[RossMAN]

campus chemical fire = midterm + quiz on same day ^ NoDoz x caffeine = wired!

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

no no. i feel more fulfilled when i stay up without caffeine (pill or soda form)

 

[amdforlife]

so rossman...i guess we can just assume
campus chemical fire = wired!

 

[RossMAN]

so rossman...i guess we can just assume
campus chemical fire = wired!

*nods*

 

[Jfur]

<< You guys are getting into some pretty deep (bullsh!t) mathematical theory and crap now, waaay past my capabilities.

alcohol + girl from bar + lipstick + panties left over at your place = ? >>



= Human Papillomavirus????