My friend is clueless

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A long-time friend got divorced last year (his ex filed) and has been trying to meet women. So he gets a MySpace profile and asked me for help in setting it up, how to upload photos, so on and so forth. He isn't exactly internet or computer savvy.

He was asking so many questions that he just gave me his login and password so that I could log into his account and see first hand what he was talking about.

He was confused about why some people's profiles were active one day then 'this account no longer exists'. Turns out he has like 40+ friends, all 'female' (except me), and all but three of them are spammers there to drum-up referrals or commissions.

You know the ones, 'hi I'm new to MySpace and don't come here much. To see more photos of me, go to this website and sign up for an account.'

Patently obvious, always a profile image of a scantilly clad woman in some sexy/suggestive pose, which likely isn't even an actual photo of the person who created the account. More likely, its some scammer from Nigeria or something. Three of his 'friends' are the same spammer who sends him the exact same message from three different profiles.

And he is trying to contact them! I went to his 'sent' messages folder and he is sending them messages "hi, I think you are beautiful, write me back and we'll talk some more.'

Totally clueless.

LOL! This thread, and many others deserve locks. Now this thread is one of the lamest I have ever seen. On that merit alone, it gets the locket.

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AgaBoogaBoo

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ooooh, this is perfect! you know you could mess with him? make a fake girl with pictures of any random spam account, send messages to him, arrange a meeting, let hilarity follow :D

Actually, just read it's a long time friend... I'd still do it :p
 

tcsenter

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Originally posted by: HybridSquirrel
lol wait till he gets added by the same girl with different names
He already did! Those are the ones he is replying to. Poor dumb horny bastard.
 

tcsenter

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Originally posted by: HybridSquirrel
lol, i think you just gotta tell him
We already had "the talk" about a month ago, after he wanted me to check out the 'girls' who were sending him messages and friend requests. I was like, 'yeah, they sent me the same message. Use the report as spam/abuse link.'

I told him how these commission/referral schemes work and that he could almost always tell by looking for any language recommending he go to a different website. I also told him to be highly highly highly (x3) skeptical of any profile using a hot chic in a bikini or lingere. It just does not compute.

He is the type who Jeff Foxworthy was talking about in the bit about guys only thinking about two things: "I want to drink a beer and see something nekkid."

Not much else going on 'up there' with him.
 

Koing

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Get him off myspace.

Get him to a online dating site. He would fare better imo. myspace is no place to hook up on for this guy imo.

Koing
 

tcsenter

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Originally posted by: Koing
Get him off myspace.

Get him to a online dating site. He would fare better imo. myspace is no place to hook up on for this guy imo.
That is an excellent idea and I already recommended it.

Get this...his ex worked for a major big name dating/matchmaking service and met his replacement through there (a few months before she filed for divorce). lol!

So he has some kind of grudge against the online dating services and won't consider it. That and he's a cheap bastard who doesn't want to pay any fee for the service.
 

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Originally posted by: tcsenter
Originally posted by: Koing
Get him off myspace.

Get him to a online dating site. He would fare better imo. myspace is no place to hook up on for this guy imo.

That is an excellent idea and I already recommended it.

Get this...his ex worked for a major big name dating/matchmaking service and met his replacement through there (a few months before she filed for divorce). lol!

So he has some kind of grudge against the online dating services and won't consider it. That and he's a cheap bastard who doesn't want to pay any fee for the service.

Thats hash but at least he isn't with her and he can move forwards :thumbsup:

Hey he can join the local Salsa/ dance club. He can get fit and meet women. I've had quite a few of my mates meet their respective gfs whilst learning to dance. Also they usually go out as groups later on after the dance class for drinks. He can also get back his confidence if he is lacking in that after the divorce.

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I like Koing's idea. A dance/cooking class or club of some kind should be good.

If he isn't the outgoing type, at least get him the hell of MySpace. What about something like Match.com? The monthly fee on most matchmaking sites is roughly equivalent to two cups of coffee in a nice cafe. What's a couple of bucks if he has a chance to meet a nice, caring woman that likes computer noobs? :p