My friend in Japan wants to send me $1.4M!

[Stuxnet]

Dear Friend,

I could not contact you earlier before now due to my tight schedules. I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that money under the cooperation of a new partner from Japan. Presently I'm in Japan with the partner for some projects with the money.

Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in that process despite that it failed us at that time. due to no trust. Now, I want you to contact my secretary, her name is EMY ZHOU and her email address is: emyzhou@excite.com

Arrange with her how the total sum of ( $1,400,000.00 )will reach you safely which I have already kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much.

So feel free to get in touch with my secretary EMY and discuss with her how the amount will reach you. Please do let me know immediately you contact her to receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferers at that time. As at moment, I am very busy here because of the projects which I and the new partner which i have at hand.

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with her and she will send the amount to you without any delay.
Best regards,
From Dr. Steven Huang

 

[spherrod]

so how are you going to spend that?

 

[loup garou]

Why does everyone have to post these emails?

 

[Lonyo]

I bet it's Yen really.
Which is like enough for a bag of peanuts.

 

[LiquidImpulse]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
I bet it's Yen really.
Which is like enough for a bag of peanuts.

:laugh:

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

Why do idiots always have to click on threads they think are stupid?

Serious - about every post I see from you is a complaint about the thread.

STFU already.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

Unsolicited spam is contagious.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

Why do idiots always have to click on threads they think are stupid?

Serious - about every post I see from you is a complaint about the thread.

STFU already.

Lighten up Francis. Conversely, almost every post I see from you is laced with anger and disdain.

Guess this is the last time I help you.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Conversely, almost every post I see from you is laced with anger and disdain.

I've never hidden from the fact that I'm a bitter son of a bitch.

 

[Eeezee]

The scam indicator has gone off, but at least they didn't ask for your personal information right off the bat. Demand a check in the mail just in case

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

i'd like an answer to that also. its nt like we've never seen them and its not like their true. so whats the point?

also, didn't jbourne just post one of these very recently?

 

[kitkat22]

My favorite is how they really don't use proper English grammer. There is no logical flow! You would think if they wanted to do it more convincingly they would actually write a coherent email. Just reading the text leaves me with a slight headache

Oh, and the lack of a name just seals the deal.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

i'd like an answer to that also. its nt like we've never seen them and its not like their true. so whats the point?

Yet clicked on it you still did.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

i'd like an answer to that also. its nt like we've never seen them and its not like their true. so whats the point?

Yet clicked on it you still did.

i didn't know i could read the contents of the thread without clicking on it.

with some of the stupid ass post subjects on this board, how are we supposed to knwo what the thread is about?

 

[moshquerade]

share the wealth!

 

[revnja]

I'm contacting his secretary as we speak.

Boy, is your face going to be red when I post pics of the money that you missed out on.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

i'd like an answer to that also. its nt like we've never seen them and its not like their true. so whats the point?

Yet clicked on it you still did.

i didn't know i could read the contents of the thread without clicking on it.

with some of the stupid ass post subjects on this board, how are we supposed to knwo what the thread is about?

So let me get this straight: you actually thought 'my friend in Japan is sending me $1.4'?

Maybe they should have sent it to you instead of me...

 

[Lazy8s]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

i'd like an answer to that also. its nt like we've never seen them and its not like their true. so whats the point?

Yet clicked on it you still did.

i didn't know i could read the contents of the thread without clicking on it.

with some of the stupid ass post subjects on this board, how are we supposed to knwo what the thread is about?

...you couldn't tell from the title?...

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

i'd like an answer to that also. its nt like we've never seen them and its not like their true. so whats the point?

Yet clicked on it you still did.

i didn't know i could read the contents of the thread without clicking on it.

with some of the stupid ass post subjects on this board, how are we supposed to knwo what the thread is about?

So let me get this straight: you actually thought 'my friend in Japan is sending me $1.4'?

Maybe they should have sent it to you instead of me...

no, but how would i know its about a scam email? it could have been something else. you obviously missed the part of my post where i said people make stupid subjects...but in your case, you're just stupid.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
I bet it's Yen really.
Which is like enough for a bag of peanuts.

A bag of nuts eh? Sounds about right.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

i'd like an answer to that also. its nt like we've never seen them and its not like their true. so whats the point?

Yet clicked on it you still did.

i didn't know i could read the contents of the thread without clicking on it.

with some of the stupid ass post subjects on this board, how are we supposed to knwo what the thread is about?

So let me get this straight: you actually thought 'my friend in Japan is sending me $1.4'?

Maybe they should have sent it to you instead of me...

no, but how would i know its about a scam email? it could have been something else. you obviously missed the part of my post where i said people make stupid subjects...but in your case, you're just stupid.

I have eleventy billion dollars need I send my niece in states United and your assistance I need to get them to her and for your help you are to receive 2 million of those dollars.

Post your credit card here and I will be right away to send to you your moneys.

 

[StrangerGuy]

Google gives 1 U.S. dollar = 115.44 Japanese yen. Should be a truckload of peanuts.

 

[freakflag]

Wanna see them squirm? Insist on coming to his office to complete the arrangements.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: loup garou
Why does everyone have to post these emails?

i'd like an answer to that also. its nt like we've never seen them and its not like their true. so whats the point?

Yet clicked on it you still did.

i didn't know i could read the contents of the thread without clicking on it.

with some of the stupid ass post subjects on this board, how are we supposed to knwo what the thread is about?

So let me get this straight: you actually thought 'my friend in Japan is sending me $1.4'?

Maybe they should have sent it to you instead of me...

no, but how would i know its about a scam email? it could have been something else. you obviously missed the part of my post where i said people make stupid subjects...but in your case, you're just stupid.

I have eleventy billion dollars need I send my niece in states United and your assistance I need to get them to her and for your help you are to receive 2 million of those dollars.

Post your credit card here and I will be right away to send to you your moneys.

your posts just get dumber and more worthless by the minute

 

[gsellis]

Man, this makes me wonder...

How does a Nigerian get such a Chinese spelled name?

What is a Nigerian's favorite dish while living in Japan?

So many questions, so little time.