My friend hides coffee in his closet...

[chocobaR]

Originally posted by: Dark4ng3l
First of all it was my xmas present. And its not hidden my whole family knows it there hell my sister even drank some of the french vanilla stuff.

Lies!

 

[sniperruff]

maybe it's hot coffee like in san andreas. i wouldn't want my parents to see me drinking hot coffee!

 

[randomlinh]

ok, this is the most WTF thread i've seen in a while... well, at least the topic on hand.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: chocobaR
I'll use the fictional username Dark4ng3l so that he can't be recognized.

Anyways, he received a coffee basket of some sort from a girl he knows but he hides it in his closet so that his parents can't see it. I don't understand. Is he shy to admit to his parents that he likes coffee? Is he shy to admit that he received a gift from a girl?

Help me ATOT!

There might be marijuana in the coffee grounds/beans.

 

[Compton]

I think there's more to this story than what has been said so far.

 

[Akhen]

he is obviously smuggling something, NARC him out!

 

[cherrytwist]

Originally posted by: chocobaR

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: chocobaR

Originally posted by: LoKe
Are you sure he has no background that would prohibit him from ingesting caffeine?

No he's just shy to tell his parents.

I mean how old are you guys? If you're 16 and living at home it's still weird, but a lot less weird than if he's 22 living on his own and hides it in the closet in case mommy decides to stop by...

We're all around 21 man so you see why I'm scared?!

EDIT: I know it's French Vanilla coffee. Which brand? That I do not now.

He's definitely homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Powermoloch]

maybe there are drugs in the coffee :Q !!!!

 

[RallyMaster]

but isn't caffeine a drug already?

 

[masterxfob]

aren't coffee beans used to mask the scent of weed?

edit: call me stupid, but i think i just stated the all too obvious

 

[YoYoBabyYo]

Well, the closet is the best place to store coffee. Ask any Starbucks employee.

<----- Former Starbucks barista.

 

[SagaLore]

Its not the coffee he's hiding. Its the chocolate panties.

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
Sneek into his room sometime when he's not around, take the coffee away, and leave a note from his parents.

LOL best idea yet!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99

Originally posted by: Eeezee
Are you sure it's coffee and not the drugs?

all the OP knows is its from Columbia =P

It's from Canada?

 

[sandorski]

Get him help now! Sounds like the typical Caffeine Freak that just snap at the drop of a hat. I heard that some Caffeine Freak went on a rampage a few months ago and now there's a lot of very regrettful people.

Whatever you do, don't turn your back to him.