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My freaking big mac is ruined.

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Originally posted by: dud
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.
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People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.
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If I had nothing to do with you I wouldn't give a (fill in the blank) rat's ass. Unfortunately we are both citizens of the same overweight, out-of-shape bloated country. My taxes pay your medical bills while yours pay mine. I give a fu^$%$ing damn.

If you don't give a rat's ass about your health then go to some 4th world country, curl up and you get the picture.

Fu&%^$ing morons like you have absolutely no fu**&%ing clue. Go spend some time in the hospital or nursing home and watch someone you've loved for your whole life die in your arms and then you piece of shit annoying (fill in the blank) will FINALLY understand that YOU and only YOU are responsible for YOUR health. If you decide to eat shit like McDonald's then my (fill in the blank) taxes should not go to keep your sorry ass alive because you chose to fill your sorry ass with this shit.

Have I made myself clear?
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How about you worry about your own damn problems? You think anybody can get good health care without insurance these days? Fucking please... you don't pay a god damn thing for my health.

Everybody's going to die, so why waste a bunch of effort trying to delay the inevitable? I'll eat what I feel like and then die at 70 of a heart attack. No I probably won't see the grandkids get to college, but you know what... at least I can look back and think how awesome it was not wasting my life eating things I don't enjoy just to hang on and be a burden on my family for 10 extra years.
 
Originally posted by: dud
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.
Click to expand...

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.
Click to expand...


If I had nothing to do with you I wouldn't give a (fill in the blank) rat's ass. Unfortunately we are both citizens of the same overweight, out-of-shape bloated country. My taxes pay your medical bills while yours pay mine. I give a fu^$%$ing damn.

If you don't give a rat's ass about your health then go to some 4th world country, curl up and you get the picture.

Fu&%^$ing morons like you have absolutely no fu**&%ing clue. Go spend some time in the hospital or nursing home and watch someone you've loved for your whole life die in your arms and then you piece of shit annoying (fill in the blank) will FINALLY understand that YOU and only YOU are responsible for YOUR health. If you decide to eat shit like McDonald's then my (fill in the blank) taxes should not go to keep your sorry ass alive because you chose to fill your sorry ass with this shit.

Have I made myself clear?
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Meds are good.
 
Originally posted by: dud
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.
Click to expand...

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.
Click to expand...


If I had nothing to do with you I wouldn't give a (fill in the blank) rat's ass. Unfortunately we are both citizens of the same overweight, out-of-shape bloated country. My taxes pay your medical bills while yours pay mine. I give a fu^$%$ing damn.

If you don't give a rat's ass about your health then go to some 4th world country, curl up and you get the picture.

Fu&%^$ing morons like you have absolutely no fu**&%ing clue. Go spend some time in the hospital or nursing home and watch someone you've loved for your whole life die in your arms and then you piece of shit annoying (fill in the blank) will FINALLY understand that YOU and only YOU are responsible for YOUR health. If you decide to eat shit like McDonald's then my (fill in the blank) taxes should not go to keep your sorry ass alive because you chose to fill your sorry ass with this shit.

Have I made myself clear?
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I'm on a diet and have been avoiding McD's, but due to your dickscarfary I think I'll go get a McGangbang tomorrow.
 
So go and return it, just a burger you know? someone made a mistake and I'm sure they would have gladly given you a Big Mac without ketchup if you asked. Why blow a gasket over something like this, watch'a gonna do when something really bad happens to you?.
 
got a big mac tonight and it did not have ketchup on it. i did however dip in the ketchup i was using with my fries. they're too dry otherwise.
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
got a big mac tonight and it did not have ketchup on it. i did however dip in the ketchup i was using with my fries. they're too dry otherwise.
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I know some people get extra special sauce for their fries, you should give that a shot
 
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: pontifex
got a big mac tonight and it did not have ketchup on it. i did however dip in the ketchup i was using with my fries. they're too dry otherwise.
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I know some people get extra special sauce for their fries, you should give that a shot
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sorry, i meant i dipped my big mac in the ketchup and that the big macs are too dry otherwise.
 
Originally posted by: dud
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.
Click to expand...

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.
Click to expand...


If I had nothing to do with you I wouldn't give a (fill in the blank) rat's ass. Unfortunately we are both citizens of the same overweight, out-of-shape bloated country. My taxes pay your medical bills while yours pay mine. I give a fu^$%$ing damn.

If you don't give a rat's ass about your health then go to some 4th world country, curl up and you get the picture.

Fu&%^$ing morons like you have absolutely no fu**&%ing clue. Go spend some time in the hospital or nursing home and watch someone you've loved for your whole life die in your arms and then you piece of shit annoying (fill in the blank) will FINALLY understand that YOU and only YOU are responsible for YOUR health. If you decide to eat shit like McDonald's then my (fill in the blank) taxes should not go to keep your sorry ass alive because you chose to fill your sorry ass with this shit.

Have I made myself clear?
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Oh God, aren't you just precious. Hell, just for you, I'm having McDonald's tonight. Double-Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
It should definitely not have ketchup.

Approach the employees and scream "And that is why you work at fast food!" then storm out
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BUT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE TERRIBLE PRESSURE THEY'RE UNDER!!!

 
Originally posted by: Twista
Eww the special sauce plus the overload of ketchup is just nasty.
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Sounds like you're doing all the oral honors in a bi-curious threesome during "moon" time.

So, ummm, do you swallow? 😛

Im forcing this baby down
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Good, good, take it all the way. The steady cam is rolling.

I could wipe it off........ but nope . . .
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Jeebus, Do0d, you're just nasty. :shocked:

:laugh:

😉
 
I'm not sure if reading the godawful parody of this thread first made this one more entertaining or not, but I am in the lulz here.
 
Originally posted by: dud
Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Originally posted by: dud
FWIW ...


Your "Big" Mac was ruined before you touched it. Remember, you're eating McDonald's ...

People who care about themselves do not eat McDonald's.
Click to expand...

People like you are fucking annoying. Do you think anyone will read your post and say "gee he really got me there, I should feel ashamed for even eating mcdonalds"? Of course not, everyone thinks you're a wannabe elitist douche.
Your post does nothing but lower people's opinion of you.
Click to expand...


If I had nothing to do with you I wouldn't give a (fill in the blank) rat's ass. Unfortunately we are both citizens of the same overweight, out-of-shape bloated country. My taxes pay your medical bills while yours pay mine. I give a fu^$%$ing damn.

If you don't give a rat's ass about your health then go to some 4th world country, curl up and you get the picture.

Fu&%^$ing morons like you have absolutely no fu**&%ing clue. Go spend some time in the hospital or nursing home and watch someone you've loved for your whole life die in your arms and then you piece of shit annoying (fill in the blank) will FINALLY understand that YOU and only YOU are responsible for YOUR health. If you decide to eat shit like McDonald's then my (fill in the blank) taxes should not go to keep your sorry ass alive because you chose to fill your sorry ass with this shit.

Have I made myself clear?
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Here's some food for thought, if I eat MCdonalds every day and die from a heart attack when I'm 50 because I ate nothing but Big Macs every day. And you live to be 90. Who do you think is going to cost more tax wise? FUCK YOU FOR NOT EATING MCDONALDS you being a healthdouchbagfuck will wind up costing the US far more in tax dollars because you'll live longer, probably old enough to die a slow death that will cost more than 10 MCD eating fatties who have heart attacks at 55. Smokers cost the tax payers the least in medical costs, because they die the youngest, and typically very quick deaths. Ass hats like you are the real burden of the USA.

 
Originally posted by: Captain Howdy
I'm not sure if reading the godawful parody of this thread first made this one more entertaining or not, but I am in the lulz here.
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:shocked: Theres a parody of this thread?????
 
Originally posted by: dud

If I had nothing to do with you I wouldn't give a (fill in the blank) rat's ass. Unfortunately we are both citizens of the same overweight, out-of-shape bloated country. My taxes pay your medical bills while yours pay mine. I give a fu^$%$ing damn.

If you don't give a rat's ass about your health then go to some 4th world country, curl up and you get the picture.

Fu&%^$ing morons like you have absolutely no fu**&%ing clue. Go spend some time in the hospital or nursing home and watch someone you've loved for your whole life die in your arms and then you piece of shit annoying (fill in the blank) will FINALLY understand that YOU and only YOU are responsible for YOUR health. If you decide to eat shit like McDonald's then my (fill in the blank) taxes should not go to keep your sorry ass alive because you chose to fill your sorry ass with this shit.

Have I made myself clear?
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Hey, moron. Getting working up like this is worse for your health than eating 10 Big Macs. Maybe you need some Zoloft.

Food for thought
 
McDonald's is better and less greasy in China. And I think there is less of a communication barrier for me here than with the illegals in Massachusetts.
 
So, this thread is about a burger being ruined b/c it has ketchup on it? 😕 I've been eating burgers for decades now and they ALWAYS have ketchup on it. I can't eat a burger with no ketchup...it's just not right.
 
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
McDonald's is better and less greasy in China..
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Uh, that's not beef in the burger. It's possbily *bark* some other *bark* type of meat...something more *bark* popular and easily *bark* available.
 
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