My flatmates are a-holes

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: sash1

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Would it be safe to say 100% of those living in your apartment are assholes then?

:thumbsup: Yep

lol

Super LOL

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: QuantumPion

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: xSauronx
freak out at them. dont talk. freak. the. fuck. out. hold a frying pan or something and wave it around when you go bonkers.

LOL, as much fan as that sounds they're in a pretty sad state, I doubt they'll even remember it. I do plan on having very stern words when they sober up though.

yeah, no. do that going nuts shit when theyre sober. wake them up one morning on a workday at 5 am and go batshit crazy and tell them that for every time they wake you up on a saturday, youll wake them up three times during the week.

then, even if they stop, you have to sit in ones room with a flashlght in his face at 5 am, when he wakes up, you just cut off the light and get out of the room. dont say anything. im pretty sure they wont bother you anymore.

bonus points for wearing a ninja mask.

Hahah I'm LOLing IRL from reading this. I will take it into consideration, thank you for the advice good sir and if you have a newsletter I would like to subscribe.

I have a better idea. Most of the pranks listed so far will just get the room mates pissed off at you and won't likely change their behavior. Here is what you should do:

Once they are passed out, take off all their clothes and then put them all in the same bed together. When they wake up, they will freak out and think they had a drunk gay orgy and will never want to go out drinking again.

my way is scary and doesnt involve moving around naked people hoping that they wont wake up.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: QuantumPion

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: xSauronx
freak out at them. dont talk. freak. the. fuck. out. hold a frying pan or something and wave it around when you go bonkers.

LOL, as much fan as that sounds they're in a pretty sad state, I doubt they'll even remember it. I do plan on having very stern words when they sober up though.

yeah, no. do that going nuts shit when theyre sober. wake them up one morning on a workday at 5 am and go batshit crazy and tell them that for every time they wake you up on a saturday, youll wake them up three times during the week.

then, even if they stop, you have to sit in ones room with a flashlght in his face at 5 am, when he wakes up, you just cut off the light and get out of the room. dont say anything. im pretty sure they wont bother you anymore.

bonus points for wearing a ninja mask.

Hahah I'm LOLing IRL from reading this. I will take it into consideration, thank you for the advice good sir and if you have a newsletter I would like to subscribe.

I have a better idea. Most of the pranks listed so far will just get the room mates pissed off at you and won't likely change their behavior. Here is what you should do:

Once they are passed out, take off all their clothes and then put them all in the same bed together. When they wake up, they will freak out and think they had a drunk gay orgy and will never want to go out drinking again.

my way is scary and doesnt involve moving around naked people hoping that they wont wake up.

however his way would provide some serious laughs in the morning as you watch them act all somber toward each other and their general awkwardness for awhile. 😀

 

[ccblazer44]

I'm familiar with this situation. Ask nicely for them to stfu because that is way too late to be bursting in making a racket. If niceties fail start waking them up really early in the morning after they wake you up late at night.

 

[AMCRambler]

If a "flat"is an apartment, is a house a "round"?

 

[Duddy]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
It's 5:40am Saturday morning. 20 minutes ago my idiot-fuck drunk flatmates burst into the flat making tremendous noise, yelling and banging. Then they turned on their shitty clubbing music and continued drinking and making noise. And they pull this shit every fucking weekend. LET ME SLEEP IN FOR ONCE ASSHOLES.

:| /rant

What's a flatmate?

 

[coldmeat]

first we need pics of the chick in the blanket. Then you need to grab a beer and join them. If the club scene isn't for you, make it for you by getting so wasted you enjoy yourself. Works for me.

Also, sounds like a fun place. If I lived near you I'd gladly take your spot.

 

[Razgriz]

Originally posted by: surfsatwerk

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: surfsatwerk

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Just walked out to get a coffee and the female flatmate (some may remember her and I have some... 'history') is dancing with some douche she brought home from the clubs, wearing nothing but a blanket. Ugh. It's 6:30am and the music is still insanely loud. Some of the drunk idiots they brought home tried to make nice with me and I told them to fuck off. :|

You're kind of acting like a d-bag. If you don't like the way they act you should move out. But it's absurd to expect anyone to believe that they're somehow "bad" because they're having a party and enjoying themselves.

First of all, I am moving out soon. Secondly, is it really too much to ask to respect your flatmates at 6am on a Saturday morning? Really? Why can't they come in quietly, turn their music to reasonable levels and have fun without screwing up my sleep? Having fun is fine, but there are limits to when you should make insane amounts of noise.

It is too much to expect your roomates to do what you want them to when they are really doing anything wrong. You don't get the right to set limits on their fun just because you don't like it. They aren't hurting anything, they aren't doing anything wrong.

You guys are just different people and are forced to tolerate each other until you can move out. Neither party is "right" or "wrong", you guys are just have different conceptions of fun.

this

 

[TehMac]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
When you wake up in the morning as a zombie, the fat one will want to drive your car to rescue the skinny one's girlfriend.

:laugh: that is awesome