My first trip to the strip club.

[eakers]

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first of all, this was not what i was expecting. i thought there would be guys on stage dancing around and getting naked... there was that BUT then girls could go on stage or you could call them over to your table and they would like touch women and you can touch them. for a joke i called one over and paid him 2 dollars to go over to my friend and he took off his towel, wrapped it around her head and started bouncing his penis off her forehead :Q

sometimes the stripper would pick women up and turn them upside down or put them on their shoulders and stuff...

i have not laughed that hard in such a long time, everything was just so shocking, i couldn't believe what i was seeing half the time.. there were these older fat women who kept going on stage and were being so serioius about it and then going for private dances.. and one stripper who would not stop drinking.

this was a million times dirtier and rowdier than what goes on in female strip clubs.

sorry for the choppiness of this post, theres so much to talk about and i wanted to keep this short and sweet.

 

[Spac3d]

Would you go back?

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: eakers
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m
g

first of all, this was not what i was expecting. i thought there would be guys on stage dancing around and getting naked... there was that BUT then girls could go on stage or you could call them over to your table and they would like touch women and you can touch them. for a joke i called one over and paid him 2 dollars to go over to my friend and he took off his towel, wrapped it around her head and started bouncing his penis off her forehead :Q

sometimes the stripper would pick women up and turn them upside down or put them on their shoulders and stuff...

i have not laughed that hard in such a long time, everything was just so shocking, i couldn't believe what i was seeing half the time.. there were these older fat women who kept going on stage and were being so serioius about it and then going for private dances.. and one stripper who would not stop drinking.

this was a million times dirtier and rowdier than what goes on in female strip clubs.

sorry for the choppiness of this post, theres so much to talk about and i wanted to keep this short and sweet.

so you have been to female strip clubs i take it

 

[Emveach]

Us guys get ripped off at strip clubs. We even move a hand to touch, and a hulk sized bouncer is ready to break our wrist.


Of course, if you know the right club to go to, you can sometimes get a little more.

 

[Isla]

Well, I'm glad I could enjoy the experience vicariously through you, eakers!





<---not sure she'll ever have the nerve to do that!

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Spac3d
Would you go back?

yes, it was so fun.

but definantly to a way less ghetto one next time

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Isla
Well, I'm glad I could enjoy the experience vicariously through you, eakers!





<---not sure she'll ever have the nerve to do that!

aww
if you have the right group of friends its a blast.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Serious question, did they have boners?

 

[Isla]

Originally posted by: eakers

Originally posted by: Isla
Well, I'm glad I could enjoy the experience vicariously through you, eakers!





<---not sure she'll ever have the nerve to do that!

aww
if you have the right group of friends its a blast.

I have one friend and one of my sisters who would probably be game. Maybe for my next birthday...

 

[Lager]

I saw the Sopranos.

That's the closest I've been to a strip club.

 

[bockchow]

:Q

 

[Red Dawn]

They allow guys to bounce their Penises on women's foreheads? It must be a Canadian thing!

 

[Soybomb]

bouncing his penis off her forehead

Date a girl and try that and I'll bet it'll get ripped off, but they'll pay strippers to do it!

 

[tcsenter]

this was a million times dirtier and rowdier than what goes on in female strip clubs.

Umm...yeah. You just figuring that out?

If strip clubs for male patrons were 1/4 as raunchy and dirty as strip clubs for female patrons, officials would shut them down in a heartbeat and arrest everyone for prostitution.

 

[Shuxclams]

Originally posted by: tcsenter

this was a million times dirtier and rowdier than what goes on in female strip clubs.

Umm...yeah. You just figuring that out?

If strip clubs for male patrons were 1/4 as raunchy and dirty as strip clubs for female patrons, officials would shut them down in a heartbeat and arrest everyone for prostitution.

Oh so true!














SHUX

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Emveach
Us guys get ripped off at strip clubs. We even move a hand to touch, and a hulk sized bouncer is ready to break our wrist.


Of course, if you know the right club to go to, you can sometimes get a little more.

the girls encourage you to rub and grope them here...

 

[RichieZ]

you should really let ppl kno in the title that its a male strip club, cuz I thought u went to a female one.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: eakers

Originally posted by: Spac3d
Would you go back?

yes, it was so fun.

but definantly to a way less ghetto one next time

:Q

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Emveach
Us guys get ripped off at strip clubs. We even move a hand to touch, and a hulk sized bouncer is ready to break our wrist.


Of course, if you know the right club to go to, you can sometimes get a little more.

the girls encourage you to rub and grope them here...

Where?

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Emveach
Us guys get ripped off at strip clubs. We even move a hand to touch, and a hulk sized bouncer is ready to break our wrist.


Of course, if you know the right club to go to, you can sometimes get a little more.

the girls encourage you to rub and grope them here...

Where?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Emveach
Us guys get ripped off at strip clubs. We even move a hand to touch, and a hulk sized bouncer is ready to break our wrist.


Of course, if you know the right club to go to, you can sometimes get a little more.

the girls encourage you to rub and grope them here...

Where?

yellow rose, sugar's, joy... all been like "grab my booty and squeeze"

 

[Renob]

this was a million times dirtier and rowdier than what goes on in female strip clubs.


I think you were going to the wrong female strip clubs.

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Serious question, did they have boners?

Apparently you missed the part about the old fat women and private dances. Sorry, but I don't get a boner for money alone - I don't know about the rest of you guys.

 

[Linux23]

the one i went to (female ) allowed the men to literally eat the, um, yeah....you know what i'm hinting at.

 

[EXman]

Serious question, did they have boners?

Hey Old Fatty you make me Hard!

We had a Male strip club once big FLOP! Nothing like what you said would ever go on at a girly joint with pretty girls (Now some nasty looking strippers that is the only way they make money so you can go farther with the fatties.) sounds funny though.

so did you all go out for pizza with extra SAUSAGE afterward?