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slackerinabox

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Some of you guys may care ... Though I know most of you guys hate me... Whatever... I had a premiere of a short film and was shocked that over 50 people attended - we filled out a small screening room and the applause was heartfelt and real - I'm psyched and just sharing the videos with you guys now... I already expect Corporate Recreation, PowerMac, and their Perdue University cronies to rip them apart.. I'll always have critics, but when was the last time that any of them had premieres attended by non family members?

1) SWB Promo ad - http://www.swbfilms.com/swb.mov
2) "Fisted" trailer - the ellusive sock puppet project revealed! http://www.swbfilms.com/teaser.mov
3) "I Don't Swallow" final cut - http://www.swbfilms.com/swallow.mov


by the way, these videos have some curses in them.. NSFW..
 
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Congrats dude :cool:

Downloading your stuff now.

Koing
 
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I'm not bashing, but why are the films called "fisted" and "I don't swallow"? Couldn't you come up with something less pornish?
 
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thomsbrain

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damn, just put a link to a page with your work in your sig and be done with these ceaseless threads. i don't post here everytime my band plays a show or hits the studio.
 
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slackerinabox

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Originally posted by: CPA
I'm not bashing, but why are the films called "fisted" and "I don't swallow"? Couldn't you come up with something less pornish?
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"I Don't Swallow's" title is ironic...
"Fisted" is about hookers.
 
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zzzz

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Originally posted by: CPA
I'm not bashing, but why are the films called "fisted" and "I don't swallow"? Couldn't you come up with something less pornish?
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You just have a dirty mind.
 
erikistired

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Originally posted by: zzzz
Originally posted by: CPA
I'm not bashing, but why are the films called "fisted" and "I don't swallow"? Couldn't you come up with something less pornish?
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You just have a dirty mind.
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yeah, i'm sure it's his dirty mind. and quicktime is the format of suck.

EDIT: moot informed me i was possibly bashing lame, which unlike quicktime doesn't suck. fixed.
 
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cerebusPu

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it'd be better if the bitrate was a little higher. try to match those quicktime trailers on apple's website. those are great quality.
 
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PowerMac4Ever

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Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Some of you guys may care ... Though I know most of you guys hate me... Whatever... I had a premiere of a short film and was shocked that over 50 people attended - we filled out a small screening room and the applause was heartfelt and real - I'm psyched and just sharing the videos with you guys now... I already expect Corporate Recreation, PowerMac, and their Perdue University cronies to rip them apart.. I'll always have critics, but when was the last time that any of them had premieres attended by non family members?

1) SWB Promo ad - http://www.swbfilms.com/swb.mov
2) "Fisted" trailer - the ellusive sock puppet project revealed! http://www.swbfilms.com/teaser.mov
3) "I Don't Swallow" final cut - http://www.swbfilms.com/swallow.mov


by the way, these videos have some curses in them.. NSFW..
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wtf? I don't go to Purdue.
 
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Ameesh

Lifer
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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Some of you guys may care ... Though I know most of you guys hate me... Whatever... I had a premiere of a short film and was shocked that over 50 people attended - we filled out a small screening room and the applause was heartfelt and real - I'm psyched and just sharing the videos with you guys now... I already expect Corporate Recreation, PowerMac, and their Perdue University cronies to rip them apart.. I'll always have critics, but when was the last time that any of them had premieres attended by non family members?

1) SWB Promo ad - http://www.swbfilms.com/swb.mov
2) "Fisted" trailer - the ellusive sock puppet project revealed! http://www.swbfilms.com/teaser.mov
3) "I Don't Swallow" final cut - http://www.swbfilms.com/swallow.mov


by the way, these videos have some curses in them.. NSFW..
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wtf? I don't go to Purdue.
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hater!
 
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pulse8

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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Some of you guys may care ... Though I know most of you guys hate me... Whatever... I had a premiere of a short film and was shocked that over 50 people attended - we filled out a small screening room and the applause was heartfelt and real - I'm psyched and just sharing the videos with you guys now... I already expect Corporate Recreation, PowerMac, and their Perdue University cronies to rip them apart.. I'll always have critics, but when was the last time that any of them had premieres attended by non family members?

1) SWB Promo ad - http://www.swbfilms.com/swb.mov
2) "Fisted" trailer - the ellusive sock puppet project revealed! http://www.swbfilms.com/teaser.mov
3) "I Don't Swallow" final cut - http://www.swbfilms.com/swallow.mov


by the way, these videos have some curses in them.. NSFW..
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wtf? I don't go to Purdue.
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But you don't deny being a cronie?
 

Is it supposed to be some artsy short or something?

Is there any background to it?
 
Platypus

Platypus

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freedomsbeat212's work as always combines the bitter taste of pretention with a never-ending stream of well established cliches.

Here are some things to ponder about the next time you single people out:

1) Being a critic means that your opinion apparently doesn't count in freedomsbeat212's world.
2) Qualifying this statement with a comparison of apples and oranges (aka jerking yourself off); in reference to your premier comment.
3) Take a spelling lesson (try to spell a nationally recognized proper noun properly next time).
4) If you're going to troll me for no apparent reason, at least get my name right.
5) No one cares every time you do something; especially when your progress doesn't seem to ever improve


I'm disappointed Sam, it seems the only place for your films is indeed a shallow waste bin.
 
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agnitrate

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Jul 2, 2001
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Why did you

make an introductory

video that is

over a minute long?

Your 'feature' film

has no plot

makes no sense

is poorly shot

and is horribly cliched

Perhaps you should

try it all again?

-silver

p.s. People actually attended a 'premiere' of a 4-5 minute movie? Perhaps I should start making 'films' so I can have a 'premiere' party.
 
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