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My first poem, What do you guys think?

Shalmanese

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first time I have written a poem that was not compulsorary

comments? suggestions? abuse?

The mathematician

The mathematician, sitting in his cramped and smoky cellar,

puts the final touches to his masterpiece

and sits back to admire the new life he has just given birth to.

From the humble beginnings of "let x ="

it wove a tale of the rise and fall of the lypernov functions

better that any epic homer could have produced,

a frustrated love between markov matrices and cabali-yau geometry

that would put shakespere to shame

and, finally rising to a immutable crescendo with the last, simple line

so inbuilt with symmetry and style,

a masterpiece that none could rival.

When this theory emerged, full-born from the womb of the mind,

the mathematician could not be prouder of the vast potential this work, his protege,

to be quoted in every journal of mathematics for time immemorial,

to achieve the immortality of ideas, information, rather that flesh.


By chance or ill luck,no one will know

the work was presented in all of its glory to a group of doddering, senile scientists

smelling faintly of tweed and overused blackboard.

Like savages, they attacked his work with unprecedented brutality,

cruelly dissecting his functions,

ripping away at his equations,

until there was nothing left, but a scarred, imperfect, cripple

forever doomed to live his in the draconian imprisonment of reality

where mathematics had escaped from oh so many centuries ago.


The mathematician could nothing but sit idly by,

wincing as they reduced each of his beautifully crafted statements into common facts and figures

and when the scientists had finished raping his work,

creating the bastard son that stood before him this day,

they turned it over to the engineers,

to talk about feasibility, costs, and structural integrity

seeing even the sleek, precise lines being turned into error bars and probabilities,

this was the final insult for the mathematician,

to see his masterpiece turned into a machine,

something made of mere dirt and metals rather that the beautiful spires of the mind.


"a brilliant space drive was announced today,

a device that will open up a new era of human history
"

the mathematician made a silent note to himself

that when it was time to apply for another grant,

he must be sure that it was on a topic that would be a great deal less useful.
 

visgf

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Very insightful. I like it. I must say though, it seems that you may have a limited audience.
 

Shalmanese

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really? where?

this was just a quick, half-hour bash at the keyboard because That damn idea was in my head all night and I couldnt get to sleep
 

SackOfAllTrades

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I'll give you abuse alright. Shalmanese...figure this problem out: Nerd + Math = pasty face bitch.

hmm...what can variable Nerd equal?
 

pamchenko

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your poem was a nef
j/k i didn't feel like reading it because it was too long...I think if you want more ppl to read it, you should provide an abstract at the top or at least provide an abridged version...thx
 

chess9

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Shalmanese:

You didn't quit your day job, eh?

Your thread on evolution was more, er, um, well, evolved. :)
 

Ariel

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I would also agree that you may have a limited audience. But overall, not bad...for a math person! ;)
 

Shalmanese

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No, No, You have it all wrong,

This is my post-surrelism dissetation on the imagery presen...

aww stuff it!

Its actually a poem about Pron, See, it even has the word rape it there

If you run it through your swap file 69 times it will turn into an ascii picture of briney spears nekkid

Another production of Shalamanese Inc - proud to bring poetry to the lowest common denominator
 

Shalmanese

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Oh, I forgot to mention, You must be running windows ME with AOL in the background using a cyrix III processor with RDRAM and a S3 virge video card :)