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My first installment. Welcome to LOB gives love/relationship advice.

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Locutus of Board

Diamond Member
Even if you're a doof, geek, nerd, pansy or nef.
Even gorgeous women need company.
Somebody on this planet must be satisfying her needs/desires.
Why not be you?
Men are all ugly anyway.
Women are the fairer sex.
So all I say is to these guys on this forum afraid to ask the "hot" girl out...

Just do it.
 


<< I got slapped >>


Did ya like it???? 😉

And LOB - giving it to people in the ass is not advice 😛
 
I took your advice, and I got laid. Thanks! The locutus of board program really does work!



















Now where is my $5
 
I don't see any mention of placing any objects anywhere, nary the ass TG. Lay off the wacky weed.
LTK, DAZ beat you to the &quot;funny&quot; joke.
 
I have a question! My boyfriend keeps telling me if I loved him I would, but my mom taught me if he loves me he will wait. So which is it?















Do I upgrade my computer, or leave it the same?

😉
 
theres this girl that looks really hot and sits in front of me, i was slouching and her deskd didn't have a back support, so my knee rubbed against her butt. she looked around and smiled a bit i think. what does that mean? I'm a nerd that doesn't konw any girls and shes one of the most popular girls in school and hottest too. what should i do?
 
Okay Konich what was your number again? 1-900-IMASTUD? 😉

And I do want a nice guy. Not that he can't be bad once in a while. 😉 I'm convinced no guys want a nice girl. I'm a nice girl. Nuff said. 😛

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<< theres this girl that looks really hot and sits in front of me, i was slouching and her deskd didn't have a back support, so my knee rubbed against her butt. >>


Translation = I was trying to cop a feel. 😉
 
Koni, I called you, but this girl named Jenny answered.... I asked her if she was looking for a good time. She hung up. 🙁
 
I took your advice, and I got laid. Thanks! The locutus of board program really does work!

LOL!

I think it is true women are bored with nice guys, they say they like em but they like guys that have attitude and take charge.
 
About two years ago I was really sweet, caring, considerate and would jump up to go get a fork for a woman if she asked. I had a lot of women who loved me to death as a friend. Now, I'm a little less sweet. I'll tell a woman to get her own fork half of the time and let a woman open a door or two for me. I still have a lot of women friends, but now I also have a lot of girlfriends. It's true that (as far as 'getting lots of girls' goes) nice guys finish last. But I do think that in the long run, once both the man and the woman are emotionally mature, the nice guy wins.
 
there is this so so cute boy on the this message board i go to and well, he wants to be me and well i want to tell him that well he could never be as good as me at anything and that he should find other ppl to try to be like.

*DOCTOR kat. <-- queen of cuteness
 
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