My final joke of the evening (unless the mood strikes me again)

[episodic]

A nurse at the beginning of the shift places her stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

"Big breaths," instructed the nurse.

"Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.

 

[yankeesfan]

:frown:

 

[raildogg]

:laugh:

 

[blodhi74]

whisky

 

[dragonballgtz]

5/10 But u still suck

 

[Juno]

:thumbsdown:

 

[dighn]

4/10

 

[Cooljt1]

don't quit your dayjob cause you suck at jokes

 

[thejackal1]

that made me smile

 

[BW86]

:thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: episodic
A nurse at the beginning of the shift places her stethoscope on an
elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

"Big breaths," instructed the nurse.

"Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient.

2/10 but that is being nice... Basically you suck in the worst possible way.